2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

Merrith said:

I'm assuming he's trying to work on both. Emphasis on trying. I doubt anyone is expecting lasik and a year off and some crazy drills to suddenly turn him into a ball security wonder.

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LOL. No. He really had Lasik?

EDIT: Holy fuck he did!

So his hubris cost him what....100 plus interceptions? He couldnt thave....you know...got lasik around the time he stole those crab legs? he waited this long, having to break the goddamned interception record in order to pull the trigger lmao.

Brahma said:

LOL. No. He really had Lasik?

EDIT: Holy fuck he did!

Saints QB Jameis Winston on benefits of offseason LASIK eye surgery: 'I can read street signs (now)'

Jameis Winston underwent corrective LASIK surgery, and the newly signed New Orleans Saints QB can already see a marked difference in his vision.

www.usatoday.com

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I'll say this...if that shit suddenly has a big effect, I'm going to wonder how bad his eyesight was and why no one did shit about it previously haha. But I'm doubting there's a big difference.

Fadaar said:

if he blows up and turns into a perennial all star

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It's likely that he's just too fucking stupid. Like even if poor vision that was holding him back, the decision to not do anything about it (leaving aside lasik, they fucking make special contacts for athletes that are really hard to knock out of place) for so long is the kind of thing you only do if you have a room temperature IQ and as we've seen time and time again, raw athleticism/talent just isn't enough for a QB in the NFL.

If memory serves this is also the same dumb motherfucker who got caught stealing 30 bucks worth of crab legs, said 'derp i forgot to pay', then after everything was settled and in the past lied and said they had been a gift from an employee, which would have gotten him in even more trouble if it hadn't been such an obvious lie.

Drakurii said:

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Translation: And I took that personally

Is that out yet? I'll actually subscribe to HBO Max to watch this.

Wonder why Tom isn't /doesn't wear a wedding ring.

Lame as fuck.

Hosix said:

'Football is gay': NFL releases powerful new commercial a week after Nassib announcement

The National Football League released a new commercial Monday stating, "Football is gay," and that "football is for everyone."

www.abc15.com

Lame as fuck.

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The fact that corporations feel the need to blatantly pander to mentally ill people is disgusting.

Great advert.

Football is gay!

It sure is.

Kaines said:

The fact that corporations feel the need to blatantly pander to mentally ill people is disgusting.

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They do it to get paid. No other reason. Nothing progressive or altruistic.

The people that push these political and social issues to the forefront of the NFL have never watch or will watch a game in their life. NFL is fuckin retarded for making such a big deal of it and it turns into a net-minus in fan eye-balls watching their product in the long run.