2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

Kaines

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New theory! Watson has these chicks file these lawsuits to get the Texans to trade him! Right? Riiiiiiight?
Watson?? No. Darth Bill. The original asking price was just too high. Gotta get those numbers down.
 
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Grim1

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Damn, it's up to 7 accusers now.

Edit: Actually it is 9


Harsh.

I can never tell wtf is going on with these accusations, especially after they pile up. Is the dude a total cretin or are the accusers all just jumping on the money train?
 
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Harsh.

I can never tell wtf is going on with these accusations, especially after they pile up. Is the dude a total cretin or are the accusers all just jumping on the money train?
Won’t be much money left if the number keeps growing lol
 

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Harsh.

I can never tell wtf is going on with these accusations, especially after they pile up. Is the dude a total cretin or are the accusers all just jumping on the money train?
Again, do people actually believe that a super rich, super famous, super in-shape dude has to fucking "sexually assault" women?

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DickTrickle

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Harsh.

I can never tell wtf is going on with these accusations, especially after they pile up. Is the dude a total cretin or are the accusers all just jumping on the money train?
I do think it becomes more unlikely that people who don't know each other will collude to lie when It requires nine different people to make stuff up. Still, it is all coming from the same lawyer. However, if they can prove that they at least all had interactions with Watson and it's not just totally made up then that's a pretty big step .

If they actually send this information to the police, I think it would lend it more weight, too.
 

DickTrickle

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Again, do people actually believe that a super rich, super famous, super in-shape dude has to fucking "sexually assault" women?

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Yeah, he might have the attitude that because he's like that no woman would ever refuse him...

Do you really think no rich, attractive, fit person has ever committed any type of sexual crime?
 
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Well, it's up to 12 accusers now. I'm always super dubious about it when they suddenly pile on like this.
 
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He also could be a fucking moron who doesn't understand the difference between a massage therapist and a hooker.
 
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Kirun

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Yeah, he might have the attitude that because he's like that no woman would ever refuse him...

Do you really think no rich, attractive, fit person has ever committed any type of sexual crime?
Not anymore really, no. When you have actual 10s literally throwing themselves at your DMs, there's zero fucking reason for it, especially with what you have to lose in a #metoo world. In an era without Tinder, Bumble, Instagram, Facebook, etc.? Sure, because your net was extremely small. Nowdays? No chance.
 
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Not anymore really, no. When you have actual 10s literally throwing themselves at your DMs, there's zero fucking reason for it, especially with what you have to lose in a #metoo world. In an era without Tinder, Bumble, Instagram, Facebook, etc.? Sure, because your net was extremely small. Nowdays? No chance.

And yet, I've learned to never underestimate stupid. At this point, anything that comes out of this won't shock me.
 

Gavinmad

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Not anymore really, no. When you have actual 10s literally throwing themselves at your DMs, there's zero fucking reason for it, especially with what you have to lose in a #metoo world. In an era without Tinder, Bumble, Instagram, Facebook, etc.? Sure, because your net was extremely small. Nowdays? No chance.
You say this as if logical thought was ever part of the equation.
 
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DickTrickle

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Not anymore really, no. When you have actual 10s literally throwing themselves at your DMs, there's zero fucking reason for it, especially with what you have to lose in a #metoo world. In an era without Tinder, Bumble, Instagram, Facebook, etc.? Sure, because your net was extremely small. Nowdays? No chance.
You're thinking like a person who has no sexual deviancy.
 
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Kirun

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You say this as if logical thought was ever part of the equation.
No, I get it. Fucking Winston stole crab legs FFS. They aren't known as Omega IQs. It's just obvious what is going on here. First it's 1, then 2, then 8, now 22? Get the fuck out of here.
 

Gavinmad

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No, I get it. Fucking Winston stole crab legs FFS. They aren't known as Omega IQs. It's just obvious what is going on here. First it's 1, then 2, then 8, now 22? Get the fuck out of here.
That argument would hold more weight if this had taken a couple weeks to develop rather than a day or two.
 

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which side benefits more from his contract being voided? that's who should be scrutinized the hardest here
 

DickTrickle

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That argument would hold more weight if this had taken a couple weeks to develop rather than a day or two.
Assuming this lawyer didn't hire 10 people to outright lie, the only way he was getting this information initially was with investigation. There was no open lawsuit that was asking for more people to come forward or anything like that.

We'll see how it plays out in court if this is a sham or not but I don't see how it can't end there. I don't see Watson paying them off after the post he made.
 
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