Captain Marvel (2019)

I rewatched this again today. I'm now completely caught up on all 21 Marvel movies, ready for my Thursday afternoon (5pm) viewing of Endgame. Can't wait!

btw there is a better cam copy out there in the usual places. if you havent seen this and still want to without giving this bitch your money, go grab it.

Chukzombi said:

btw there is a better cam copy out there in the usual places. if you havent seen this and still want to without giving this bitch your money, go grab it.

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Telecines came out a couple days ago. Chinese subs, but the quality is good enough if you want to see this but don't care a whole lot about it.

you can save yourself 2 hours

Captain Marvel is basically superman powered by the Space stone
she is BFFs with Nick Fury and gave him a pager 20 years ago
she's off in another part of the galaxy filling her pussy with shapeshifter jizz
she and Nick Fury are friends (?) with a cat who is also a Cthulu monster

if you're pressed for time just rewatch Infinity War (pre endgame) and then Spiderman Into the Spider-verse, an infinitely better movie.

Saw this gem near Pace University. Guess the SJW are still trying to stuff the box office numbers. Pathetic using “underprivileged kids” as a selling point.

That was a Disney stunt. Instead of sending poor kids food or clothing or just some cash. They want them to see this fucking turd. Hmm who benefits from that? Why not just give those poor's free tickets, Disney?

I didn't see this movie, I did get a copy thanks to a board member but haven't taken the time to watch it. I thought his was odd from @ spronk 's review.

she is BFFs with Nick Fury and gave him a pager 20 years ago
she's off in another part of the galaxy filling her pussy with shapeshifter jizz

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When Thanos snaps his fingers and half the dudes gang banging her instantly turn to dust wouldn't she know something is up? Was the pager even necessary?

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I only saw CM 2 times. Guess my wording was wrong. And I don't regret watching it, just because it was the final piece of the master plan to re-watch all movies prior to Endgame. So in that regard it was a must. It didn't really add anything to Endgame, but that's alright, because I was content to watch it all again and I would have felt like I missed my goal if I went in without seeing it a second time.

I won't watch this movie. I saw endgame and she was a pointless character, it actually made me happy I never wasted my time or money going to see it.

same guy who released the endgame cam just dropped this one too.

I skipped through most of the movie and even when I attempted to watch through a 2nd time to catch up it was just so boring and predictable. I mean, even the first Thor movie had more passion than this film.

captain marvel was technically a fine film. but at the end of the day it just didn't have any heart. captain america (first avenger) was probably a worse film technically but there was a soul to it that really made you feel for the characters.

black panther wasn't a terrible film either. i think it had some really interesting ideas but didn't express them really all that well. the entire history of wakanda was of extreme isolationism and xenophobia. it was masked under religious zealotry and the idea of being "chosen" in a sense to be blessed with vibranium. then t'challa comes around and is like, wait, this is causing more harm than good... a good man who has the power to help others, but doesn't, isn't a good man. same goes for a country. problem is, it got caught up in silly race wars. i think it would have ended up being truly memorable if at the end, t'challa didn't stand for all that slave talk nonsense from killmonger and put him in his place. but he was just too passive in his dialogue.

and call me whatever, but i still like thor 2. i think it suffers from revisionist history because it's a pretty decent flick, but there was a pretty significant jump in quality right around then. i very distinctly remember people on this board commenting how fun they thought thor 2 was, but now it's like you can't get invited to the cool parties unless you bash it.