Cyberpunk 2077

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So... what your saying is, Keanu thought he was doing mocap for a scene that required his character to crawl backwards through an air duct, when actually...

...the entire purpose of the cyberpunk project was to create a virtual Johnny silverfist sex doll for the masses. Gotcha.
 
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So... what your saying is, Keanu thought he was doing mocap for a scene that required his character to crawl backwards through an air duct, when actually...

...the entire purpose of the cyberpunk project was to create a virtual Johnny silverfist sex doll for the masses. Gotcha.
Be (s)excellent to each other.
 
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Blah blah vertical blah I know.
 
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Mario Speedwagon

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I hope the map has markers for every body mod shop where I can go to have a robo penis installed on my DD cup cyberslut character
 
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jooka

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Looks awesome, I'm sure it will go for a pretty penny.
 
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Blah blah vertical blah I know.

this stock photo is a dead-on Russian girl I knew ages ago. A lot of good and not so good memories.


anyway, Cyberpunk is gonna be a mess. I can feel it. It's gonna be the game that people point and say "that's why Valve doesn't make Half-Life 3". I'm sure it's gonna sell a shit ton of copies but it will have a multitude of little things that people will point out and nag about on them internets. Oh and never forget the SJW's, they'll have a field day
 
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anyway, Cyberpunk is gonna be a mess. I can feel it. It's gonna be the game that people point and say "that's why Valve doesn't make Half-Life 3". I'm sure it's gonna sell a shit ton of copies but it will have a multitude of little things that people will point out and nag about on them internets. Oh and never forget the SJW's, they'll have a field day

I hate what you're saying but I agree with all of it. It'll probably be a good, if not great, game. But the expectations will be so insanely sky high there's no way it'll ever be what people think it should be. See: Red Dead Redemption 2.
 

Kuro

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But will it have realistic horse testicles

That I can cybernetically graft to my forehead
 

spronk

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delayed until Sept 2020


i'm super glad, wanna build a new PC for cyberpunk but nvidia 3000RTX cards aren't releasing till later this year. TLOU2 is now May 29th 2020, Final Fantasy 7-R got delayed into mid April.
 
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TJT

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I am definitely going to get through my backlog now!
 
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Barellron

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It's a good sign that despite the hype, popularity, and growth of the team that CDPR are still able to make a tough decision like this and not Anthem it up like the rest of the industry.
 
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Fight

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I prefer Fall/Holiday releases on the BIG games that are going to consume my life/time anyways. Fine with me.
 
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Qhue

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Damnit! I mean I'm glad they are taking their time since the genre needs to be done well but it shoves yet more content into the Sept-Nov crunch with nada to enjoy now.
 

Valderen

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Well that's disappointing, but better later and complete than early and incomplete I guess.
 
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