I get more chicks blatantly looking at me/trying to talk to me even when my wife and kids are with me now that I'm almost 50 than I did when I was younger. It makes the whole "gross old men were looking at me" thing chicks say all the time seem to be serious projection. Y'all are the ones looking at us, hoes.
My sister is a year younger than me. Apparently she's dating a 50 year old, and my mom is losing her fucking mind about it
My youngest sister had to ask her "Mom, how old do you think Kelly is?"
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