First World Problems

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People giving visa pre-paid cards as Christmas gifts. It's a PITA to get the fucking things out of the package and go through the trouble of registering them.
 
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Bestbuy bullshit Black Friday screwed me saying their shit won’t be here until Jan 6th so I had to cancel some sweet gifts for family members.
 
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Got my dick stuck in my zipper today.
 
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Foler said:
Got my dick stuck in my zipper today.
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That's a first world problem? Pretty sure it'd be a legitimate beef even if you were a starving Ethiopian being waterboarded and raped at a secret spetznaz training camp. Maybe it wouldn't be at the top of the list, but it'd be worth mentioning.

Edit: now I'm wondering if his "zipper" is his oriental prostitute. Cause that would be a FWP.
 
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Nipples itching in winter. It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the itch again.
 
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Somebody posted this on Facebook:

"Using your actual penis on someone who only consented to a toy is RAPE."

Setup: Dude wears strap on(?) Girl goes doggy style. Dude uses actual penis instead of strap on.

I understand std/pregnancy angle, but this person claimed that an actual penis going inside of her goes against her lesbian boundaries but was fine with a dude going inside of her with a fake penis?
I see the difference, but is it some odd cousin to humblebragging? is this real life? first world problems
 
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When I am straining the water from my noodles when making macaroni and cheese and I loose some of the noodles during the process and they go down the drain.
 
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Serwol said:
When I am straining the water from my noodles when making macaroni and cheese and I loose some of the noodles during the process and they go down the drain.
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LOL. So are you really sloppy with the pour or do you have the wrong strainer for the job?
 
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Serwol said:
When I am straining the water from my noodles when making macaroni and cheese and I loose some of the noodles during the process and they go down the drain.
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I got your uncoordinated ass covered bro...
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Conefed said:
Somebody posted this on Facebook:

"Using your actual penis on someone who only consented to a toy is RAPE."

Setup: Dude wears strap on(?) Girl goes doggy style. Dude uses actual penis instead of strap on.

I understand std/pregnancy angle, but this person claimed that an actual penis going inside of her goes against her lesbian boundaries but was fine with a dude going inside of her with a fake penis?
I see the difference, but is it some odd cousin to humblebragging? is this real life? first world problems
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I am thoroughly confused by this entire scenario. If a lesbian is naked next to a guy, also naked, wouldn't that refute her claim to be a lesbian?
 
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I am thoroughly confused by this entire scenario. If a lesbian is naked next to a guy, also naked, wouldn't that refute her claim to be a lesbian?
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Can't claim to be bi in a culture claiming to have more than 2 genders.
 
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Hoss said:
LOL. So are you really sloppy with the pour or do you have the wrong strainer for the job?
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My pour game is second to none, what happens is I agitate the strainer to get some of that extra water out and just every so often a few noodles will durka durka their way out and go flying
 
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k^M said:
I am thoroughly confused by this entire scenario. If a lesbian is naked next to a guy, also naked, wouldn't that refute her claim to be a lesbian?
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Aside from that, the fact that she agreed to being penetrated by a dildo should invalidate her lesbian claim. I hope his lawyer gets up in front of the jury and explains that.

Also, I hope the dildo went into the other hole.
 
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