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Careful, mang. White trailer trash don"t fight fair.Dis said:Come at me bro...
Careful, mang. White trailer trash don"t fight fair.Dis said:Come at me bro...
careful son don"t make me get my sister to come down and smack you around.Dis said:Come at me bro...
Tits or GTFOkegkilla said:careful son don"t make me get my sister to come down and smack you around.
kegkilla said:listen fagmosis jones
The worst troll on FOH using the gayest saying possible while calling everyone else a bunch of faggots?kegkilla said:cute story, fagmosis jones.
The thing is you know Kegkilla isn"t busting GFs in the mouth. Didn"t you see that pic of Kegkilla"s GF? It wouldn"t be a mouthful of chiclets, it would be a mouthful of shower tiles.Jx3 said:I dont go around beating women but if a chick wants to be fucking He-man and connect with a hay maker she better expect to get a mouthful of bloody Chiclets.
one of my favorite violent encounters with a female was my girlfriend sophomore year in college was reading my texts while i was in the shower and found out i"d been up to some shady shit. as soon as i walk into my room she throws my cell phone at my head (were were drinking btw) and started screaming about how i didn"t love her. i had no idea what was going on and she started taking swipes at my face. at that point i dropped by bath towel and grabbed her wrists from behind and held them across her chest so she was sort of hugging herself. she sat there squirming trying to break away and making ridiculous noises which made me start laughing which made her even more angry. i started whispering nursery rhymes in her ear and then she just started sobbing hysterically. i bullshitted with her for a few minutes and talked my way out of some shit and threw some shit at her. then we fucked like crazy. the next day i missed a midterm and ended up dropping the class. the end.Tenks said:LMAO so you guys actually do get beat up by girls. LMAO.
I may not be a UFC fighter but the metaphor would be a 135 fighter who is 4-13 taking the ring against Lesner
This was you sister you mentioned in your previous post? I see, cool story bro.kegkilla said:one of my favorite violent encounters with a female was my girlfriend sophomore year in college was reading my texts while i was in the shower and found out i"d been up to some shady shit. as soon as i walk into my room she throws my cell phone at my head (were were drinking btw) and started screaming about how i didn"t love her. i had no idea what was going on and she started taking swipes at my face. at that point i dropped by bath towel and grabbed her wrists from behind and held them across her chest so she was sort of hugging herself. she sat there squirming trying to break away and making ridiculous noises which made me start laughing which made her even more angry. i started whispering nursery rhymes in her ear and then she just started sobbing hysterically. i bullshitted with her for a few minutes and talked my way out of some shit and threw some shit at her. then we fucked like crazy. the next day i missed a midterm and ended up dropping the class. the end.
What THE fucK. Who is the horse on the left?Erronius said:The worst troll on FOH using the gayest saying possible while calling everyone else a bunch of faggots?
It"s more likely than you think.
The thing is you know Kegkilla isn"t busting GFs in the mouth. Didn"t you see that pic of Kegkilla"s GF? It wouldn"t be a mouthful of chiclets, it would be a mouthful of shower tiles.
Her teeth look about the right size, she just has a big mouth/wiiiide smileSilence said:What THE fucK. Who is the horse on the left?
I think that his sister, I mean girlfriend...sister who is his girlfriend. He drops towels for her.Silence said:What THE fucK. Who is the horse on the left?
You have to admit, it isn"t the most flattering of pics, I"m sure that asian girls tiny head doesn"t help any. I"m pretty curious to see a "normal" pic.kegkilla said:if you guys continue to badmouth my lovely danielle there will be repercussions.
you"ve been warned.
lol that"s not really my girlfriend man i"m just foolin here c"mon nowToeMissile said:You have to admit, it isn"t the most flattering of pics, I"m sure that asian girls tiny head doesn"t help any. I"m pretty curious to see a "normal" pic.
Is your grill as big as hers?kegkilla said:but since you asked nicely here is a more flattering picture of her
Reads like "things a pussy would say". Come at me bro...kegkilla said:careful son don"t make me get my sister to come down and smack you around.
Yeah bro, you hard.Tenks said:LMAO so you guys actually do get beat up by girls. LMAO.
I may not be a UFC fighter but the metaphor would be a 135 fighter who is 4-13 taking the ring against Lesner