hi jon snow, this cave full of dragon glass also has snow elf writing even though the snow elves never saw dragons because targaryens only showed up a few hundrerd years ago..
I think people are looking a little too far into the Arya beating Brienne in a sparring match. She certainly showed an incredible amount of skill and development and just might be one of the hardest of all badasses now, but if that was a straight up duel Brienne of Tarth would own Arya pretty badly.
What would be cool is if Brienne trained her like she is the cock God Pod and Arya further improved her capabilities by adding in some knight talents and skills to compliment her water dancing and assassin skill tree.
Everyone keeps saying Bronn saved Jamie, but he was sinking in that water with full plate armor on and only one hand. How the fuck is he not going to drown? I won't be surprised if plot armor saves him and Bronn cuts him loose, but I am surprised no one has mentioned this yet.
The dagger is the vehicle that started the War of the Five Kings because Littlefinger told Catelyn Stark that it belonged to Tyrion Lannister. Catelyn then went on to be a retard and kidnap Tyrion Lannister randomly, setting a whole bunch of events into motion. When in fact the stupid dagger was in King Robert's royal armory the whole time and never used it or gave a shit about it. Joffrey was just a moron and gave a priceless dagger to a random cutthroat to kill Bran.
Now Bran, Lord of Autism and the Three-Eyed Autist knows this. He told LF about his Chaos speech when Bran had absolutely no way of knowing it was ever said. Bran is probably going to mention to Sansa, Arya or Jon that it was Littlefinger who lied to their mother about the ownership of the weapon and that he intentionally betrayed their father for his own gain. The dagger is just the plot point for this.
He will probably say this at the worst possible moment.
Dragon glass is just a name, it isn't actually made from Dragons. It's obsidian, it's formed from a volcanic eruption.
Except when Arya was able to point it right at Brienne's head, none of her other little stabs would have done anything.
Arya would have stabbed Brienne and her sword would have stopped, and Brienne would have cut her in half. People in plate armor fought using the armor as a weapon, too, their entire fighting style took the armor into account--the manuals we have from that era illustrate this. Part of their advantage was literally being able to let people hit them, while pushing closer to kill someone (And not wasting energy trying to dance or block shots. And unlike duels, you can't run away when your crowded in, or you can just pick a new guy to hack down, so the armored person doesn't have to worry about a Bronn situation.). The reality was swords like Arya's are useless in medieval combat, even cheaper armors would nullify it. Quick, thin weapons like hers (But much longer obviously) only became popular in the the Renaissance, after gunpowder and newer crossbows made armor somewhat less useful on the battlefield.
But even then, they weren't used on the battlefield. Pikes/Halbers were, in order to protect the gunpowder/crossbow lines from Calvary. At no point would a sword like that ever be a "war" weapon. It was a gentleman's weapon, something used for dueling within cities, or among the nobility to show off skill. It's the difference between a skeet shooting shotgun, and a modern military rifle, or a handgun and a modern machine gun. For someone casually traveling around, a small fast weapon is ideal, but in a fight where both sides are prepared, like Brienne in her armor? Nope. She'd have walked into Arya's weapons and just cut her in half.
I will say I was amazed at the Lannister army in that scene.Jaime should of took Robert's advice from S1: Only a fool would fight the Dothraki in an open field.
That was a great episode, you guys nitpick the funniest shit. Who cares, it's about entertainment like Dragons roasting bitches and Dothraki getting impaled by 20 foot arrows.
I'm very surprised Bronn survived that. My thought was on that 2nd arrow shot he hits Drogan right as he gets blasted with dragonfire.
There's a fantastic scene in season 1 with Jorah that proves exactly this point. He fights a Dothraki 1-on-1, and his armor allows him to absorb a hit from the (surprised) Dothraki and then land the killing blow.
I'm pretty sure it was mentioned last episode or the one before where it is made from melting rock with dragon fire.
Yeah those swings would have gone right through Aryas guard and sliced her in two.While the scene is still cool even if it is unrealistic. The sheer weight of that broadsword, Brienne's size and reach wouldn't have even allowed Arya to parry shit.
Still cool though.
She too old for you now?why is this show trying to make arya look like a badass. she is not a badass. she is some ugly cunt
Shut your whore mouth.Arya fighting Brienne was dumb
He shot his dad on the toilet.
To take the throne himself. LONG GAME BRO.
Pretty sure Jaime gets captured by Dany and her army, that sets up a nice dichotomy of Euron holding Yara, Cersei holding Oberon's lady, and Dany holding Jaime
what'd be cool is if Tyrion can convince Bronn to switch sides
Right before the picture I posted above they show Jamie's shocked and sad face looking at them trying to get to the water. I assume it was to highlight being someone he knew more than just the fact people are burning.
the likelihood of the gold being "just inside the gates" so the plot could advance and the rest of the army exposed to get slaughtered by the Westeros equivalent of Muslims is about the same as if your cat walked across your keyboard and posted something coherent, reasonable and intelligent rather than the OH BOY DRAGONS TEE HEE fag shit that you shit out
How does John know the story of the Snow Elves? I thought only Bran hung out with them and knew their backstory about the Walkers?
Man, some ignorant, shitty-ass consumers of fine quality entrainment up in this motherfucker.
Imma be back in the am to drop hard knawledge.
Speaking of that, the scene in the crypt with Sansa and Arya I'm just sitting there looking at the two of them like, "This casting is terrible. These two don't even remotely look related. Is Arya a bastard too?"
I'm pretty sure it was mentioned last episode or the one before where it is made from melting rock with dragon fire.
Pretty sure Jaime gets captured by Dany and her army, that sets up a nice dichotomy of Euron holding Yara, Cersei holding Oberon's lady, and Dany holding Jaime
what'd be cool is if Tyrion can convince Bronn to switch sides
Yeah those swings would have gone right through Aryas guard and sliced her in two.