DickTrickle
Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
its melisandre
she is from naath, which spelled backwards is htaan. HTA is health technology assessment. Who believed in technology in Westeros? The Maesters. Who was a Maester? Pycelle. Pycelle backwards is Elle Cyp. Ellie May Clampett was the youngest daughter of Jed Clampett, who was the patriarchy of the richest man in America. Who was the richest man in Westeros? Tywin Lannister, whose youngest daughter is Cersei. Checkmate.
Need some more of these breakdowns for other plot points.