Heads up for all EA games and Ubisoft games going forward.

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  1. Fight Well-Known Member

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    I like Ut.
     
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  2. gshurik Well-Known Member

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    I'm so sorry
     
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    Looks like we're going to need a retarderer rickshaw for this thread.
     
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    We need to get another Rocket League tournament going again. That was a lot of fun.
     
  5. gshurik Well-Known Member

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    Here we have an example of someone tightly grasping a life preserver.
     
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    No, I am just bored of you. 1) You really suck at this. 2) You're not even close to creative. 3) I thought I would have a better challenge. 3.5) It is my fault I was expecting more from a guy that got banned everywhere else on the internet, so I was thinking maybe this schmuck is at least somewhat of a good troll 4) Then with every post you made...

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    I realized your huckleberry died with Doc Holiday.
     
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    rare picture of Utnayan in the wild. He gets easily startled by reddit users and Nintendo.
     
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    Breaking news from my insider sources (rhymes with Baben): there's going to be a massive sale on steam that starts just before Christmas. Watch this shit. I know everything.
     
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  9. gshurik Well-Known Member

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    Wow you must have similar inside sources to the ones I have, because I've heard there's going to be a new Fifa game in 2017. Watch this space guys.
     
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    I went undercover as a caterer for a secret gaming industry meeting with all the top CEOs. I placed various covert cameras around the room and learned some shocking news that is going to totally flip the script.

    You might want to sit down for this.

    They said they were going to continue finding every possible to milk money from their games, including more insidious forms if micro transactions.

    I know, right? I couldn't hardly believe it myself but it's true. It's true. All if it.

    Just remember you heard it here first, straight from the man with all the connections and Brett Favre's best friend.
     
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    I just want to know who the fuck Matthew McConaughey is on this board.

    I would love to see a shoop of his Lincoln commercials where he gets his car, hits start and Fedor's trannies load up on the center console. He looks at it with a chuckle and a nod and drives off. This is Lincoln luxury. fin
     
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    I'm voting that it is actually zyzyzyzyzyzz, because MM having a post history that is 75% ':emoji_fork_knife_plate::emoji_poop::emoji_coffin::emoji_gay_pride_flag:' is strangely apropos
     
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  13. gshurik Well-Known Member

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    I actually think that Matthew McConaughey is inside all of us. Like a warm breeze on a summer's day, he comes and goes as he wishes.
     
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    While I definitely get that, I think it would be more like "Eat organic and be mellow, man" 5000 times.
     
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    HEY FUCKSTICK. YOU READY TO RUMBLE BITCH?
     
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    Lets wrap this up once and for all faggot. I have been here since 1999. That's a long fucking time. Am I a special retard? Yeah. I am about as Andy Kaufman as they come. But when it comes to this community? The people I play games with, the chats we have, over almost 20 fucking years? You may want to be a part of that. I won't troll your sorry ass anymore. As already seen, you can't dethrone the king. That was obvious before you hit the first key stroke. But what I want from you? Is to get to know these fucks as I have. You are new here, or maybe you are Duppin. Who the fuck knows. But if you are genuine. You can learn a thing or two about the folks here. You have been banned from everywhere else man...... here? You won't be. Welcome to your new castle.

    On the flip side, you are still a fucking moron. Friends with me? Friends with you? You only wish.

    But I do have a soft spot for retards.

    One never knows.
     
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    By the way, I did play for the Vikes in 1997 in practice squad. Know what we made back then? Jack shit. A little over 1k a week and only during the season for 16 weeks when there was no bye. Your idiot ass may think maybe if I was full of shit I may think of something better than being knocked out by Randle at winter park you dumb mother fucker.

    And I never wanted that known to begin with you dumb fucking prick.
     
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    Btw, fiedler and esera still never played with the Vikings in 1997. Maybe you're not a liar and are just crazy.
     
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    I mean, come on, dude. Nowhere has reality coincided with your NFL backstory. I know it's harder to tell the truth the longer you lie, but I would really have a lot of respect if you manned up.

    Btw, if you never wanted anyone to know, you wouldn't have brought any of it up in the 38 studios thread.