How to Eat a Loaded Baked Potato

Palum · Sep 17, 2017

I need help settling an argument from dinner. Perhaps @Picasso3 can contribute expert testimony.

Synj · Sep 17, 2017

Palum said:
I need help settling an argument from dinner. Perhaps @Picasso3 can contribute expert testimony.

Throw it in the trash and let the hobos eat it.

Order mashed.

Sentagur · Sep 17, 2017

You eat it any way you damn well please and if anyone starts criticizing , you grab them by the neck smash their face into the table for being a massive faggot and interrupting your dinner with nonsense.

zombiewizardhawk · Sep 17, 2017

What kind of uncultured asshole doesn't eat the skin on their baked potatoes?

Sentagur · Sep 17, 2017

zombiewizardhawk said:
What kind of uncultured asshole doesn't eat the skin on their baked potatoes?

I would go as far as calling the skin the most delicious part if the potato was made in a real fire pit.

uniqueuser · Sep 17, 2017

You eat the rind of an orange too? Potato skins are nasty. Thickly peeled and mashed is the only sane way to eat a potato.

Hachima · Sep 17, 2017

Triple distilled...

Melvin · Sep 17, 2017

Just like a burrito, obviously.

Big Phoenix · Sep 17, 2017

Drakurii · Sep 17, 2017

Melvin said:

what kind of trap is that crate and food/water dish???

BrutulTM · Sep 17, 2017

Skin is definitely the best part of a baked potato. Can't say I've given much thought to the eating method, but you do want to try to get the toppings spread out through the whole thing so you don't wind up with a bunch of plain potato at the end.

Chanur · Sep 17, 2017

Drakurii said:
what kind of trap is that crate and food/water dish???

Melvin is Wile E. Coyote.

OU Ariakas · Sep 17, 2017

Synj said:
Throw it in the trash and let the hobos eat it.

Order mashed.

First you come out of the closet as a flaming U2 fan; now you insult loaded baked potatoes.

I bet we're going to find a pic of you from Nov 8th with an 'I'm with Her' shirt draped around your shuddering shoulders.

Lanx · Sep 17, 2017

uniqueuser said:
You eat the rind of an orange too? Potato skins are nasty. Thickly peeled and mashed is the only sane way to eat a potato.

Da fuq? You're equating a thin membrane on a potato skins, that when properly roasted, tastes great (bc you need to cook the skin hgih and create the malliard reaction) and this membrane is thing bc the potato is a fucking ground veggie, vs a fucking orange that needs a tough ass grind to protect itself from 8million different insects and birds?

Hachima · Sep 17, 2017

uniqueuser said:
You eat the rind of an orange too? Potato skins are nasty. Thickly peeled and mashed is the only sane way to eat a potato.

Only if the skin has been deep fried, if that still counts.

uniqueuser · Sep 17, 2017

Lanx said:
Da fuq? You're equating a thin membrane on a potato skins, that when properly roasted, tastes great (bc you need to cook the skin hgih and create the malliard reaction) and this membrane is thing bc the potato is a fucking ground veggie, vs a fucking orange that needs a tough ass grind to protect itself from 8million different insects and birds?

Do you not skin your carrots either?

Deathwing · Sep 17, 2017

Washed and scrubbed properly, you don't really need to peel carrots. Just not worth the trouble.

Synj · Sep 17, 2017

OU Ariakas said:
First you come out of the closet as a flaming U2 fan; now you insult loaded baked potatoes.

I bet we're going to find a pic of you from Nov 8th with an 'I'm with Her' shirt draped around your shuddering shoulders.

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So you hate U2 but you love potatoes.

What a conundrum for you.

You ever ask yourself why a potato needs to be loaded to enjoy it? Because it's a fucking dirt seed, that's why.

pharmakos · Sep 17, 2017

Hachima said:
Only if the skin has been deep fried, if that still counts.

I never realized that deep fried "baked" potatoes like that were a thing. I need that in my life.

j00t · Sep 17, 2017

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How to Eat a Loaded Baked Potato

What is the correct way to eat one?

Eat top down adding a bit of potato with each bite of toppings then stop when they're gone

Splay open like Bruce Jenner's old hardware and spread fixins on top then saw the entire bites

Mash it all together inside the skin then eat the innards

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