i think i may have a claim to the House of Ascansia (serious)
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khorum
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Tuco was supposed to make it real since this morning. I dunno what the delay is. The archduke has done all that was asked from his lordship and amod just has to give him the yellow title befitting his rank:
Erzherzog Albrecht Kegkilla von Anhalt
We should start a gofundme to secure the Iron Crown of the Lombard Kings in preparation for his inevitable victory over the Saracen hordes..
Erzherzog Albrecht Kegkilla von Anhalt
We should start a gofundme to secure the Iron Crown of the Lombard Kings in preparation for his inevitable victory over the Saracen hordes..
You have my sword, if I can have your cousin.whoa whoa WHOA.... this dude is 74 yrs old so we figured his daughters were all 45+ milfs at best.
Turns out Kegbro was holding out on us. Here's Princess Julia Felicitas von Anhalt, called "Juschka" after her great-great-grandmother Catherine the Great of Russia:
That is serious durka-bait, gotta crusade that shit asap.
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There hasnt been any real evidence presented. Keg shosing a tree with a bunch of the same last names is meaningless.
kegkilla
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there's plenty of evidence there. Tuco is peasant swine who is too cheap to pay $4 for premium access.
khorum
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The Prussians stuck to hardcore agnatic primogeniture up until 1918. So keg just has to show a better direct MALE line of descent than anyone else to have the best claim even if he's a pussy-crushing kegslayer from Philly.
In fact, Prince Eduard's daughters won't inherit shit unless they marry our Archduke. That's some straight up Downton Abbey shit right there---and the youngest cousin looks even better than Lady Sibyl.
In fact, Prince Eduard's daughters won't inherit shit unless they marry our Archduke. That's some straight up Downton Abbey shit right there---and the youngest cousin looks even better than Lady Sibyl.
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http://www.geni.com/people/Heinrich-Arentz/
apparently about a year after the son of Heinrich III was born, Heinrich was killed when he fell off his horse. Heinrich's brothers basically got together and strong armed his wife and newborn son out of his lands. there are probably some circumstances around their marriage that made that possible -- technically he wasn't supposed to marry since he held some sort of high position in the Lutheran church but he did anyway under secrecy. my ancestor eventually said fuck it and went to Norway to start banging blondes and creating a blood line that would come to take revenge in his name 500 years later.
apparently about a year after the son of Heinrich III was born, Heinrich was killed when he fell off his horse. Heinrich's brothers basically got together and strong armed his wife and newborn son out of his lands. there are probably some circumstances around their marriage that made that possible -- technically he wasn't supposed to marry since he held some sort of high position in the Lutheran church but he did anyway under secrecy. my ancestor eventually said fuck it and went to Norway to start banging blondes and creating a blood line that would come to take revenge in his name 500 years later.
kegkilla
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is this correct? i was under the impression that i wouldn't' be able to actually inherit anything other than a noble title.
khorum
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There isn't anything but a noble title now. The last duke was theprince's father.
He died at the Buchenwald concentration camp. That New York Times article said it was because he kept harassing the Nazis for medical care for his people. Then the Communists kept him there after the war till he died.
He died at the Buchenwald concentration camp. That New York Times article said it was because he kept harassing the Nazis for medical care for his people. Then the Communists kept him there after the war till he died.
khorum
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I dunno... maybe he does get something. The Prince sued the former East German government for some of his patrimonial lands, but no idea if he won anything.
The last duke must've been a Gandhi-tier SJW to be thrown into a concentration camp by both the Nazis and the Communists, though. Sounds like his tenants actually loved him.
The last duke must've been a Gandhi-tier SJW to be thrown into a concentration camp by both the Nazis and the Communists, though. Sounds like his tenants actually loved him.
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also amusing is that his reign lasted like 2 months. the bar is set pretty low for me.
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