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Fogel

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Not gonna lie, I could go to town on some Cap'n Crunch and Fruity Pebbles from time to time.
 
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jooka

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I'm go on frosted flakes stints from time to time. I think mostly because I wasn't allowed any of those as a kid unless I was staying the night somewhere else
 
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Brahma

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I'm go on frosted flakes stints from time to time. I think mostly because I wasn't allowed any of those as a kid unless I was staying the night somewhere else

LOL! Dude same here! We had fuckin Corn Flakes and fuckin Rice Crispies. Punishment cereals. That's probably why I only buy the sugary shit now. Compensating for miserable Saturday morning cartoons because I have fuckin Rice Crispies to look at Super Friends with.
 
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Chukzombi

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Fruit loops were my favorite candy cereal. Those artificial flavors were so sweet you probably got the beetus from one spoonful.
 
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My parents bought puffed rice, those giant fucking bags of it. A treat cereal was puffed wheat. I used to put 5 teaspoons of sugar on that shit.
 
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Lejina

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I've been eating mini wheats for breakfast for almost 40 years
 
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Xarpolis

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I used to love Cinnamon Life back in the day.
And Apple Cinnamon Cheerios.

They were my two "go-to" cereals of choice.
 

lurkingdirk

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I have never been a cereal eater. Didn't have it growing up, always oatmeal or bacon and eggs or just toast. Don't enjoy cereal at all, don't buy it, my kids don't like it. I know this is a shortcoming, but it is what it is.
 
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iannis

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Cereal is just a fancy way to sugar your milk.

Froot Loops and Lucky Charms are the way to go. I don't eat that crap for breakfast though. That's basically desert.

Raisin Bran is pretty good for breakfast. Post. I think Kellogs sugars theirs.

Or Chex. You gotta get the ratio's right, but it basically turns into corn/rice gruel. I know it sounds gross, but it's actually tasty first thing in the morning with some coffee. And -- the important factor -- you don't have to cook it.
 
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Chukzombi

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Cereal is just a fancy way to sugar your milk.

Froot Loops and Lucky Charms are the way to go. I don't eat that crap for breakfast though. That's basically desert.

Raisin Bran is pretty good for breakfast. Post. I think Kellogs sugars theirs.

Or Chex. You gotta get the ratio's right, but it basically turns into corn/rice gruel. I know it sounds gross, but it's actually tasty first thing in the morning with some coffee. And -- the important factor -- you don't have to cook it.
i have froot loops once every 3 or 5 years. i dont dump it in a bowl, i eat it in handfuls out of the box, like a slob. that stuff is really just delicious poison. did i mention its delicious? dont give that stuff to your kids though, itll make them crackheads later in life.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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The best thing was taking a healthier cereal like rice puffs and just dumping a ton of sugar onto it. It's no fucking wonder so many kids grow up to be fat asses.
 
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