J49: An Erotic Life

Sloshed

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I don't know who is more pathetic, Johnny or his wife. That woman must have been abused by her father or something. I have never met a woman that wouldn't have turned into Linda Blair at this point and become vindictive and vengeful. My spidey senses keep telling me she is up to something because I just can't believe a normal woman would act this way.
 

Slyminxy

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Did you do that STD test yet and what were the results if you did?

Look, if your wife is making you cum just with her hands, don't you want to bang that pussy so hard the reveberrating screams of her orgasms are going to make the neighbours call 911? Or do you simply not care, since your wife isn't a whore?
 

Void

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He said his wife "hopped on" the other morning, so I'm assuming that meant she rode the baloney pony.
 

Jait

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To answer the question who else has done that...Sam.

Grats. You're in perfect company.
 

wantonsoup_sl

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radditsu

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I think your wife going to screw and not in a good way
Nah I am convinced that the woman is whatever you call a lady cuckold. Like not the Donald Trump idiot slur, I mean actually gets off on hearing about him fuck other ladies.
 

Hoss

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I believe in you Johnny. That was a great move giving her the cash. Give her the money from the next kickback too.
 

Hoss

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I know nothing about STDs, but does it take a couple days for them to give positive results? Maybe he was just doing the responsible thing. Plus, one of the tests is shoving a q-tip in your dickhole. Maybe the doctor didn't have time for that shit last week.
 

Chanur

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You should go to some kind of sex AA because you do have an addiction.
 

opiate82

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Some STI's won't show up on a test for up to 3 months after contraction. When was the last time you raw-dogged Capri?