Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

Sterling

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I wonder if he'd agree to a RRP bet.

If he's right, we'll all be dead and he'll ascend to the pearly gates. If he's wrong he gets 6 months in the clink
This really isn't a good idea. If on the chance that his prediction goes wrong we need him around!
 

Lendarios

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Im just going to buy extra bottled water, then call it a day for preparations. If rupture does not come, ill just drink it normally.
 

Soygen

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If you drink it slowly enough, no need to worry about rupture.
 

Ridas

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In case the world really ends at the 23rd, can the mods make an exception and allow him a victory lap in the Rickshaw? He deserves it and is a fitting end, before he gets raptured.
 

Hekotat

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Release Lumi so I can find out if this was Aliens rolling the fuck out or the death star laser missing our planet.

 

Hoss

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I think that might have been the launch of the atlas 5 rocket.
 

hodj

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It was, but I want to see how he spins it.
Nephilim lizard people were launching a team of crack lizard soldiers to fight off an angelic assault tram that had dropshipped onto the dark side of the moon to assault Satan's moonbase there.

Dont believe me? It was prophecized in the book of Job 4000 years ago, two weeks after Noahs ark landed on Mount Sinai, retards. Youre all so stupid. I make a million dollars a year playing pachinko in Indian casinos, dumb fucks.
 

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Nephilim lizard people were launching a team of crack lizard soldiers to fight off an angelic assault tram that had dropshipped onto the dark side of the moon to assault Satan's moonbase there.

Dont believe me? It was prophecized in the book of Job 4000 years ago, two weeks after Noahs ark landed on Mount Sinai, retards. Youre all so stupid. I make a million dollars a year playing pachinko in Indian casinos, dumb fucks.
Dummy. It was MoonJews. It was predicted in the book of Numbers. If you can't find where, you're dumber than I thought.
 

hodj

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Dummy. It was MoonJews. It was predicted in the book of Numbers. If you can't find where, you're dumber than I thought.
Everyone knows the nephilim are moonjews, but youre not supposed to say it, dumb fuck. Then people might think were crazy racists!

Gawd!
 

Hoss

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It was, but I want to see how he spins it.
I know, it was right there in the title. I was funnin ya since lumie isn't here and you couldn't even bother to find a video that didn't identify it at atlas 5.
 

LachiusTZ

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Yeah, I've heard the wolf giving birth to a dog thing, that's a reach.

It does look cool as fuck tho (the video). Guessing that is after the rocket has turned on its side(dunno the real term for it, guessing it was not putting up a geostationary satellite?).