Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Khane

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Before they can receive the D, they must receive the D Pic. As is customary.
 

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So, who's sending you dick pics and why are you so offended by them?
My sister was telling me a bad date story and it was pretty much universal among her and her friends if a guy sends unsolicited dick pic he is instantly thrown in the creepy pile.
 

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The kind of dude who sends unsolicited dick pics is working on volume. He sends his dick to 500 women. 1 or 2 respond positively and it's a win.
 
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Adebisi

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Alright relationshipboyz.

I think I'm broken.

Dating someone I really really like right now. Things are good. But now all i feel is complete fucking anxiety about the relationship. Worry. Feeling that it's just not gonna last.

I can't shake it. I think it's what the internet calls Relationship Anxiety. If this keeps up I'll surly self sabotage this possibly great thing.

Fuck.

FUCK
 
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Soygen

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Alright relationshipboyz.

I think I'm broken.

Dating someone I really really like right now. Things are good. But now all i feel is complete fucking anxiety about the relationship. Worry. Feeling that it's just not gonna last.

I can't shake it. I think it's what the internet calls Relationship Anxiety. If this keeps up I'll surly self sabotage this possibly great thing.

Fuck.

FUCK
Being aware that you're possibly thinking irrationally is better than being unaware. Worry about the here and now, not the future(for now).
 
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Soygen

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I find MDMA helps with all of life's problems...for a few hours.
 
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lurkingdirk

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It isn't that long ago that you got out of a pretty serious and long-term relationship, right? I think you'd be a fool if you felt no anxiety. Being aware of it is good, as Soy said, and I think even better is talk to her about it. Tell her you're feeling anxiety, that it's not rational, and that you need to work through it. This gets it out in the open, and will help her deal with any bat-shit crazy things your anxiety might lead you to do.
 
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Married 5 years this month.

It's pretty common knowledge that my house is disgusting if I'm not the one cleaning it. I was really working myself up all the time over it. I decided to switch gears and do something else. Would she clean if I just.. didn't? What about cooking? Well, that strategy actually paid off. She's been keeping stuff straightened out, not ordering as much shit, picking up toys, doing dishes, and cooking sometimes. It's a small victory that has saved my sanity. I even went on a two week work trip and the house was mostly good when I came back.
 
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Khane

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I'm actually surprised that worked out for you. Usually that turns into a war of attrition and the person you're trying to get to clean up after themselves wins because they're more experienced at living in filth.
 
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I'm actually surprised that worked out for you. Usually that turns into a war of attrition and the person you're trying to get to clean up after themselves wins because they're more experienced at living in filth.
I purposely started when she was having a lot of friends and family visit and I'd be at work when they were coming. I just had to not give a shit what they thought worst case.
 

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She could just be slipping small amounts of poison into each meal she's now forced to cook. If you notice anything strange like your hair starting to fall out, seek help immediately.
 
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Khane

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And if she starts binge watching Forensic Files on Netflix run as fast as you can.
 
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Married 5 years this month.

It's pretty common knowledge that my house is disgusting if I'm not the one cleaning it. I was really working myself up all the time over it. I decided to switch gears and do something else. Would she clean if I just.. didn't? What about cooking? Well, that strategy actually paid off. She's been keeping stuff straightened out, not ordering as much shit, picking up toys, doing dishes, and cooking sometimes. It's a small victory that has saved my sanity. I even went on a two week work trip and the house was mostly good when I came back.

I'm pretty sure if my wife disappeared, my place would be cleaner, only because I don't do anything that makes a mess, and anything I use or bring home goes in the trash, which is pretty much my one responsibility. Which works out, because she cleans, but good God I've never known anyone to fill up a sink in one night (any night she's off work) on their own.

On that same note, we don't have sex if I'm not the one instigating. But after 7 years it's entirely my fault for setting that stage. It is nice going to bed being able to text her, "naked, now," and I hear the TV shut off with her entering the room completely naked literally seconds later. I can say, "wake me up when you get home," and she will without fail. She has never said no, had a headache, or was ever in any way unwilling. Some might say I'm fortunate in that, but sometimes I'd wish she'd take the initiative. I've tried the "not doing anything" and gone a month. Finally broke the post pregnancy spell the night before last, but the baby interrupted after 30 minutes... Dammit. lol

I'm sure I could talk to her, the communication line is definitely open, I'm just worried about fucking up my wonderful, glorious little sleep I do get. Meh, counting my blessings.
 
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Khane

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Gotta hate when your standard full length porn sesh gets cut down to a lousy 30 minutes. Stupid babies.
 
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