Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Possibilities here:
1. accidental firearm discharge damaging genitals
2. accident with sharpened pencil in pocket
3. awaiting results of STD test, Noodle is actually J49
4. Being denied by wife because of resemblance to Bernie Sanders
Place your bets, gentlemen.
moonarchia
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5. Gave wife a $5 coupon to McDonalds and a kiss on the forehead for Mother's Day.
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I find saving it up makes it more challenging not to come until I'm ready, which is a really annoying feeling. If you have to slow down, try not to think about whatever, change positions etc because you are trying to avoid coming, it makes the whole experience kind of annoying and not as passionate.
Soygen
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Noodleface
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Mrs. Gravy
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Noodleface
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Thats some chicken shit BS. He was an irrational douche and got called on it, then acts butthurt.
He wanted all of us to support him cheating on his totally supportive hot and available doctor wife and when we called him stupid he just skulked off like a pussy.
Good riddance faggot.
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I just take it at face value because all that matters for the context of any individual post is whether she is hot to the poster. Doesn't matter to me, I'm not fucking that bitch. So if he says she's hot, for the purposes of my reply, she's hot. Doesn't matter.
Anything else and you just go down the spiral of sharp knees'ing every chick despite them being objectively very attractive.
Hekotat
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Bustin nuts on entry is an old school G move, it was a race he finishes first.
Mrs. Gravy
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Mrs. G giggling like a school girl.
This thread is way more interesting than anything on television; plus I don't have to censor myself as in RL, well some of RL anyway.
This thread is way more interesting than anything on television; plus I don't have to censor myself as in RL, well some of RL anyway.
Soygen
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Fair point. This is the internet though. They're probably not just fat, but also dudes. I'm not even sure wormie really exists at this point.
Remember back in the day when we all assumed Shelly was hot and the other chick he was banging was hot too? Yeah I'm not getting burned again!