Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Well that poses an interesting question...

Would you rather be a millionaire or be able to ejaculate?

I know that when guys are trying to cum from anal they describe a feeling as though they need to pee directly preceding the big O, so maybe you are onto something there. I'd say relax and let whatever happens happen. Worst case scenario is you end up with a story to make a_skeleton_03 excited.

Nah, we're all millionaires here. You're just the millionaire that can't orgasm.

Hey asshole don't lump me in with the wait staff some of us are billionaires

Picasso_sl said:

Hey asshole don't lump me in with theweightstaff some of us are billionaires

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Put some respeck on my name.

Women are crazy man

On Wednesday night she kept pressuring me to start watching Walking Dead. I despise the show. She just wouldn't let up about how dumb I'm being and "it's the best show according to everyone else." Finally I just said, wahtever I'll watch it leave me alone about it. Then she wanted to watch it that night and I said I wasn't ready yet. She got all huffy puffy and gave me the silent treatment.

Wasn't dealing with that shit so I just went and did my own thing and went to bed. Next day I got home and she was still pissed. I asked her about it and she said she had been "simmering" for the whole day and was extra mad.

All over The Walking Dead... and my refusal to watch it.

The fuck..

You can tell her I think TWD show sucks giant ogre dick if that'll help the case Noods

i like how women think the silent treatment is punishment...

Ignore ignore ignore

The silent treatment was great, I went and played overwatch. I even heard her walk loudly up to go to bed. Usually she'll come in and say she's going to bed, but she did it without saying it because she was so mad.


I think TWD is the worst show ever on television. Her and her family talk about it nonstop...

They even bought me a TWD t-shirt for christmas and I've never worn it. They all know I hate it.

Just say: "Listen, there is no way you're this mad over a TV show. So what's really bothering you? Talk to me"

Just make sure to add the Talk to me bit at the end. It's worth a lot of points, and in any relationship, it's all about the points.

That's funny, you should put that shirt on when you get home from work. When she asks you excitedly if you are ready to begin watching say "Na, I am not ready yet" when she asks when you will be ready say " when they find the cure"

Noodleface_sl said:

The silent treatment was great, I went and played overwatch. I even heard her walk loudly up to go to bed. Usually she'll come in and say she's going to bed, but she did it without saying it because she was so mad.


I think TWD is the worst show ever on television. Her and her family talk about it nonstop...

They even bought me a TWD t-shirt for christmas and I've never worn it. They all know I hate it.

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My wife's parents keep buying me the Hobbit movies on BD. I have yet to watch any of them. I've only watched the boring ass LOTR movies once.

Nester_sl said:

That's funny, you should put that shirt on when you get home from work. When she asks you excitedly if you are ready to begin watching say "Na, I am not ready yet" when she asks when you will be ready say " when they find the cure"

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Better yet refuse to watch the show but either go upstairs and read the comics or play Telltale's TWD game

Nester_sl said:

That's funny, you should put that shirt on when you get home from work. When she asks you excitedly if you are ready to begin watching say "Na, I am not ready yet" when she asks when you will be ready say " when they find the cure"

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Haha that's a good idea

Tenks_sl said:

Better yet refuse to watch the show but either go upstairs and read the comics or play Telltale's TWD game

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Actually this is a better idea, we have the graphic novels (most of them).

I'm going to say "I'm not ready yet, I need to read the story first"

Because you know what? Whenever we watch Game of Thrones, EVERY FUCKING EPISODE, she says 100x "wasn't like this in th ebooks, pfft" and I want to pile drive her through the floor into the basement.