Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Johnny53 said:

So after 3 meetings with the MC, the wife came back into our bed last night and we sexed it up last night and this morning
looks like we will work this out

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My ex and I hate fucked a lot near the end....

So don't count on it.

Cutlery said:

My ex and I hate fucked a lot near the end....

So don't count on it.

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Yeah, my prior GF and I went on a fucking rampage toward the end. I think that we were both under the assumption that crazy sex would help "fix" things.

God fucking damn does my dick miss that psycho bitch sometimes...

Izo said:

Story time, Uncle Kirun ?

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I mean, it's nothing too insane, I guess...

Ex was a BPD, former alcoholic (never knew about the BPD thing until I was with her long enough to recognize all the signs - to be fair, I knew very little about women's psyche compared to now). So, naturally, she had a penchant for "crazy ass bitch". It was basically just a giant fucking rollercoaster with her. Literally probably some of the highest highs of my life, mixed with some of the absolute lowest lows.

As some may have figured out, I have a massive thing for degradation in the bedroom. Doing degrading things to women and them being submissive is my fetish, as well as a good dirty talker. Well, it just so happens she loved getting peed on. Obviously, this is a fucking mess, so we'd get in the shower, she'd lay down naked and finger herself while I pissed all over her clit/vagina. Now, this act itself did absolutely nothing for me, but it got her off like no other. Which, would obviously get me excited, and the mental image of degrading her like that would really get me a good nut worked up.

She didn't LOVE anal, but she was 100% willing to do it whenever I wanted it. Again, because of the degradation factor, this was a pretty constant thing in our repertoire - she'd use dildos on her pussy while I fucked her ass, that kind of stuff.

My first ever prostate massage was with the same girl. I was absolutely terrified of it (a finger in my ass?! What am I, some kind of faggot?!), but she finally convinced me to let her do it. Anyways, we lay down watching a porno (I had a huge thing for Tori Black at the time) and she starts sucking my dick. I knew it was coming, but obviously having never done it, I was clueless on what to expect. Well, to "lube" shit up, she moves from sucking my dick, down to licking my ass. The very moment the first lick happened, I pulled her hair hard as fuck and went, "WTF ARE YOU DOING?!". She goes, "Babe, I have to lube it up first or it's going to hurt if I do it dry". So, fine...I let her do her thing after some convincing. Well, to this day, that is still probably the single greatest orgasm I've ever had (I was also high on marijuana at the time, which only further enhances Os) and I've convinced 6 girls since to eat my ass (again, degradation..).

I finally convinced her to let me fuck women in front of her. She was big on being submissive and I was able to convince her this was the ultimate way to submit to her man. Mostly, I was just kind of bored after a few years together and wanted some new puss. It took some convincing/coercing, but thankfully this was right around the time Tinder had first come out, so there were 3 chicks over the course of our relationship that I ended up fucking in front of her. Only repeated with 2 of them and never more than twice. We had a small couch in our master bedroom and she'd lay on it and fingerblast herself while talking dirty to me. Speaking of dirty talk..

A chick who is really good at talking dirty is my unicorn and this bitch could dirty talk like no other. She'd tell stories about how she wanted me to fuck her sister while she watched us. How she'd have her sister eat her pussy while I fucked her sister in the ass. She'd tell me about some chick who I thought was hot at her work and how she wanted to watch me pound her in the ass, all kinds of shit. Basically any time I'd develop some sort of crush/attraction to a chick and tell her about it, she'd come up with dirty shit to say regarding it. It was without a doubt her best quality. Just insane levels of dirty talk/roleplay that I've never been even close to replicating in the probably 30-40 women I've slept with since.

Deathwing said:

So, did you fuck her sister?

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God I fucking wish. It wasn't that her sister was crazy hot, it was just the fantasy of her having to watch us bang. But, her sister lived in Texas and we were living outside Portland (Beaverton) at the time. The logistics just weren't really feasible. Plus, there's 0 chance her husband would've went for it (pretty typical "Texan" type dude) and I wasn't going to get into a gunfight over some cooze.

Kirun said:

A chick who is really good at talking dirty is my unicorn and this bitch could dirty talk like no other. She'd tell stories about how she wanted me to fuck her sister while she watched us. How she'd have her sister eat her pussy while I fucked her sister in the ass. She'd tell me about some chick who I thought was hot at her work and how she wanted to watch me pound her in the ass, all kinds of shit. Basically any time I'd develop some sort of crush/attraction to a chick and tell her about it, she'd come up with dirty shit to say regarding it. It was without a doubt her best quality. Just insane levels of dirty talk/roleplay that I've never been even close to replicating in the probably 30-40 women I've slept with since.

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My ex was pretty similar, especially the idea of other women. Lots of times when out together she would point out other women and say something about how great their tits look hanging out and I need to take a look. She absolutely loved hearing me talk about women in her family, coworkers, classmates, women I had been with before her. Loved me sending her naked pictures of other women and telling her to recreate the picture. I greatly enjoyed as im pretty imaginative when it comes to sex and its a good way for your partner to be engaged bring some energy.

Never did actually try and involve a third though. Didnt and still really dont think thats something you do with "the one". What was frustrating though is that a lot of the time a lot of the talk never translated over into the actual sex we had. She talk about how she'd love to do xyz but when it came time to do xyz it would not happen. Like the convo before hand would be same 50 shades of grey type stuff but then when in bed with her she was completely unenthusiastic. Not sure if it was a case of just being lazy or not understanding in that submissive role she actually needed to follow along and go with the flow or if she was really just a lesbian and sex with a man was meh to her. She did join the navy and all the women in the navy are lesbians.

Kirun said:

I mean, it's nothing too insane, I guess...

Ex was a BPD, former alcoholic (never knew about the BPD thing until I was with her long enough to recognize all the signs - to be fair, I knew very little about women's psyche compared to now). So, naturally, she had a penchant for "crazy ass bitch". It was basically just a giant fucking rollercoaster with her. Literally probably some of the highest highs of my life, mixed with some of the absolute lowest lows.

As some may have figured out, I have a massive thing for degradation in the bedroom. Doing degrading things to women and them being submissive is my fetish, as well as a good dirty talker. Well, it just so happens she loved getting peed on. Obviously, this is a fucking mess, so we'd get in the shower, she'd lay down naked and finger herself while I pissed all over her clit/vagina. Now, this act itself did absolutely nothing for me, but it got her off like no other. Which, would obviously get me excited, and the mental image of degrading her like that would really get me a good nut worked up.

She didn't LOVE anal, but she was 100% willing to do it whenever I wanted it. Again, because of the degradation factor, this was a pretty constant thing in our repertoire - she'd use dildos on her pussy while I fucked her ass, that kind of stuff.

My first ever prostate massage was with the same girl. I was absolutely terrified of it (a finger in my ass?! What am I, some kind of faggot?!), but she finally convinced me to let her do it. Anyways, we lay down watching a porno (I had a huge thing for Tori Black at the time) and she starts sucking my dick. I knew it was coming, but obviously having never done it, I was clueless on what to expect. Well, to "lube" shit up, she moves from sucking my dick, down to licking my ass. The very moment the first lick happened, I pulled her hair hard as fuck and went, "WTF ARE YOU DOING?!". She goes, "Babe, I have to lube it up first or it's going to hurt if I do it dry". So, fine...I let her do her thing after some convincing. Well, to this day, that is still probably the single greatest orgasm I've ever had (I was also high on marijuana at the time, which only further enhances Os) and I've convinced 6 girls since to eat my ass (again, degradation..).

I finally convinced her to let me fuck women in front of her. She was big on being submissive and I was able to convince her this was the ultimate way to submit to her man. Mostly, I was just kind of bored after a few years together and wanted some new puss. It took some convincing/coercing, but thankfully this was right around the time Tinder had first come out, so there were 3 chicks over the course of our relationship that I ended up fucking in front of her. Only repeated with 2 of them and never more than twice. We had a small couch in our master bedroom and she'd lay on it and fingerblast herself while talking dirty to me. Speaking of dirty talk..

A chick who is really good at talking dirty is my unicorn and this bitch could dirty talk like no other. She'd tell stories about how she wanted me to fuck her sister while she watched us. How she'd have her sister eat her pussy while I fucked her sister in the ass. She'd tell me about some chick who I thought was hot at her work and how she wanted to watch me pound her in the ass, all kinds of shit. Basically any time I'd develop some sort of crush/attraction to a chick and tell her about it, she'd come up with dirty shit to say regarding it. It was without a doubt her best quality. Just insane levels of dirty talk/roleplay that I've never been even close to replicating in the probably 30-40 women I've slept with since.

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What the fuck, you let your gf peg you? You’ve been with 40+ women? The pee? Wtf? You’re just like Ossoi

This is an interesting mix here.

Falstaff said:

What's an intersectional feminist?

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Someone with a terminal brain disease.

Foler said:

What the fuck, you let your gf peg you? You’ve been with 40+ women? The pee? Wtf? You’re just like Ossoi

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Don't hate the playah, hate the game son.

Kithani said:

I feel like you’ve spent too much time in Portland if you feel the need to clarify that a dude is “typical Texan” to explain that he would not be into you boning his wife.

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You're reading into the comment WAY more than what was intended by that statement - it was merely used as a descriptor.

I assume this is because you're from Texas and fragile just like the rest of them?