For a second, I felt like I needed to justify my purchase to a bunch of neckbeards on a forum dedicated to killing dragons in a mostly defunct MMO.
Then I remembered, I'm an adult and I really don't give a fuck.
I enjoy it for what it is and my kids will LOVE it. I spent 3x as much to go to Disney. Now that's stupid.
Also: you and
Utnayan
's critiques are entirely fair, and I'm cool with redpilling fanbois and calling out bullshit, which some of this clearly is Nintendo bullshit. But you need to put the "I'm an adult" shit on hold. That's about the fastest way to get shut down and is pretty much the antithesis of being an adult.