I am thinking of an A-team parody-type intro.
With memes as the action scenes
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In 2005 the Ever-cracked raiding guild was disbanded by an in-game GM for an exploit they didn't commit.
These men promptly escaped from the sewers of Freeport to the MMO underground.
Today, still wanted by several game companies, they survive as flaming soldiers of fortune.
If you have a game no one else cares to gripe about, and if you can locate them on the forums, maybe you can hire the Fires of Heaven podcast team.
We will have five rounds and give each person 3-5 mins to talk about a particular game or subject. The person who has the most votes after the four rounds. He talks by himself about anything current in MMOs in the final fifth round, like pardon the interruption. Each person will start a different subject to be fair to the other players.