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opiate82
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Not sure if that is an indictment of your wife being overprotective, or an indictment of her thinking your wiener is gross...
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I have seen these videos. Friends of my kids love them, my kids do not. Thanks be praised.
Pilforgod
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What's worse is my kids know that it creeps me out and will make this crazy little face and start singing it all creepy at me while flexing their fingers at me, I'm glad that they got the good part of my personality.
Palum
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Show them Kinder Egg videos.
Then explain to them why Big Brother banned them and make them cry.
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We actually get Kinder Eggs quite often from visiting relatives. Pretty damned dumb that they can't be sold here.
Noodleface
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With all the problems my wife thinks my kid has been having, this weekend he did 3 really amazing things.
1. We helped my sister move into a new condo. Probably about 12 people there afterwards just eating pizza. My son crawls to the front of the room, turns to everyone, sits on his ass, and starts clapping like a maniac - like really loud and forceful, like he was putting on a concert. Everyone started cheering and clapping which made him go into overdrive. It was funny because he slowly looked around the room at every single person like "You seeing this shit???" It was great for the first 10 minutes, but he kept going for like 30 minutes.
2. Right before I left to go help move (wife and him stayed home in the beginning for the heavy stuff), I said "bye bye" and he lifted his hand up and waved bye to me - it was the first time he had done it. He hasn't done it since, but now I Know he can.
3. On monday I came home from work and he barreled his way to the front door to see me, as soon as he did he put his hand to his mouth and started blowing kisses. First time again.
My wife is still worried............
1. We helped my sister move into a new condo. Probably about 12 people there afterwards just eating pizza. My son crawls to the front of the room, turns to everyone, sits on his ass, and starts clapping like a maniac - like really loud and forceful, like he was putting on a concert. Everyone started cheering and clapping which made him go into overdrive. It was funny because he slowly looked around the room at every single person like "You seeing this shit???" It was great for the first 10 minutes, but he kept going for like 30 minutes.
2. Right before I left to go help move (wife and him stayed home in the beginning for the heavy stuff), I said "bye bye" and he lifted his hand up and waved bye to me - it was the first time he had done it. He hasn't done it since, but now I Know he can.
3. On monday I came home from work and he barreled his way to the front door to see me, as soon as he did he put his hand to his mouth and started blowing kisses. First time again.
My wife is still worried............
Crone
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Caught my kid watching some real life venom vs venom villain fight. 2 dudes in spandex wrestling with each other. Was terrible, but my son liked it and just kept saying, they fightin'!
He also loves the videos you mention. It's like some out of work animators figured out how to make a few bucks and it exploded!
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opiate82
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Hoping for the best and it's just a scare.
I've been through having the wife lose a pregnancy before, very difficult thing to go through. I'm very sorry if it turns out that way.
Noodleface
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I tried to tell my wife to think positive and if something did happen it was just her body's way of saying something wasn't right. Apparently that was not good advice.