Pocket Pussies!

Anomander Rake · Dec 10, 2012

A clean nut is when it is just straight sperm and no surrounding fluid. Shoots out like meringue, or shaving cream, all fluffy like.

Zarniwoop_sl · Dec 10, 2012

Anomander Rake_sl said:
A clean nut is when it is just straight sperm and no surrounding fluid. Shoots out like meringue, or shaving cream, all fluffy like.

What?

Semen is sperm + seminal fluid...you never ejaculate "just straight sperm". Pretty sure if your come is shooting out fluffy and meringue-like you should get that checked out.

Nostrovia_sl · Dec 10, 2012

Anomander Rake_sl said:
A clean nut is when it is just straight sperm and no surrounding fluid. Shoots out like meringue, or shaving cream, all fluffy like.

No.

Lenas · Dec 10, 2012

Lyrical_sl said:
Just leave the sumbitch attached to your penis, and cum over and over again for a few hours, and then pass out.

I'm not even sure what to say

Shonuff · Dec 10, 2012

Elurin_sl said:
It seems like a handjob from Michael J Fox would be rather expensive?

Somehow I'd think handjobs from him are not so good, being a gimp and all.

Shonuff · Dec 10, 2012

Izo_sl said:
I thought we were talking about Evelys. Also, what the fuck is a clean nut? Is there a dirty version or?

It's been a running joke from that other board.

Shonuff · Dec 10, 2012

Lenas_sl said:
I'm not even sure what to say

Let's face it. This isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.

Oldbased · Dec 10, 2012

Watching Iron Man 2 again?

BrutulTM · Dec 10, 2012

Lyrical_sl said:
Somehow I'd think handjobs from him are not so good, being a gimp and all.

He has Parkinson's, a disease that makes you shake uncontrollably. Think about it.

Anomander Rake · Dec 10, 2012

Nostrovia_sl said:
No.

Man that's a lot of clean nuts. Might want to get your balls checked though, not sure what the black flecks are from!

Ronaan · Dec 11, 2012

Oh you guys.

Wolfen_sl · Dec 11, 2012

A Google image search for "clean nut" is rather disappointing.

Nostrovia_sl · Dec 13, 2012

Number one best seller for men.

And clean nuts.

Grimmlokk · Dec 13, 2012

For like a half second I was gonna spoiler the egg pic then remembered this was a thread for pocket pussies....sometimes I'm not too bright.

Aychamo BanBan · Dec 13, 2012

Haha, do you think lesbians take these things and just rub them against their pussies like they're scissoring?

Isengard_sl · Dec 18, 2012

:lol: :lol:

001001102 · Dec 18, 2012

Lyrical_sl said:
It is a clean nut too.

Fucking rolf bro, thank you so much.

To contribute to the thread: How many of you actually use these things? I've got a pal that's always like, "Dude, you should get a pocket pussy. Feels good man." And I have to explain to him that I jack it like Snoop smokes weed and it's just not happening. Although that James Bond spy shit that opens up for easy cleanup would be more convenient than some of this other stuff.

Shonuff · Dec 18, 2012

Zarniwoop_sl said:
Jesus Christ, that thing looks like something designed by Al Qaeda! Science!

My girlfriend at the time bought me a Lelo (for him) prostate massager. It's basically a smaller, slightly different-shaped vibrator that you stick up your ass. I was a bit skeptical at first - this was a completely out of the blue gift, but I have to say it's pretty good. I've used it completely inserted and also used it just to sort of buzz around the general area from the outside. I have had some really great orgasms with it, but similar to the fleshlight it's a bit of a production with the lube etc. and cleaning it, so I often default to the right hand.

I got negged for saying this was gay.

Let me reiterate, if you stick things up your butt, that makes you a gay.

BrutulTM · Dec 18, 2012

Thinking about the whole cleaning thing I wonder why these things don't come with a couple of small pink balloons so you could pull out and come on the tits.

Dom_sl · Dec 19, 2012

Lyrical_sl said:
I got negged for saying this was gay.

Let me reiterate, if you stick things up your butt, that makes you a gay.

Fucking a dude makes you "a gay". A dude getting off in a new way with his girlfriend with no other dude involved? Not so much.

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