Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Benedict gets some cool points for being in Hitleryugend, but Jan Pawel II was a way better pope. He understood the importance of spreading faith to the young people by participating in activities they typically enjoy, such as sports, dancing and music.

He probably got tired of shitting in the woods.

This just in!

The Republican Party demands no new pope until they get answers on Benghazi.

I'd have quit too if my boss never once showed up for work.

I'm Rich Bitch_sl said:

Statistic from show: "Only 50% of Catholic Priests are celibate."

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That 50% don't count sex with little boys as being sex at all.

Cantatus_sl said:

And there will likely be no new news on this until the end of the month when the College of Cardinals is assembled to elect a new pope anyways.

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Don't need news to fill up a news site. Today, the whole front page of my news site is wikipedia copypasta about his life.

At least, like a true Catholic, he pulled out early.

sike_sl said:

At least, like a true Catholic, he pulled out early.

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Actually according to current Catholic faith, that is an unacceptable method of birth control. The only place you are allowed to shoot your load is into a vagina.

I think that, according to the Catholic faith, the only acceptable method of birth control is conception.

No, you are allowed to practice not having sex when you think the wife is ovulating.

New Pope will be Anti-Pope.

So I guess this happened yesterday after the pope's announcement. St. Peters Basilica for anyone wondering.

That's why the old Pope has to have his head chopped off by the new Pope.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.