Pope Benedict XVI resigns

I'm Rich Bitch_sl · Feb 12, 2013

spronk_sl said:
are these really the candidates for next El Papa? asian dude looks pretty awesome and happy

It would be nice to have a Pope under the age of 100. Wonder will he still drive that strange Pope mobile tho.

Grumpus · Feb 12, 2013

If Benedict died from AIDS he caught when sodomizing a small African boy would the public ever find out about it?

Zhaun_sl · Feb 12, 2013

Grumpus_sl said:
If Benedict died from AIDS he caught when sodomizing a small African boy would the public ever find out about it?

Oh man I hope so.

Zhaun_sl · Feb 13, 2013

I don't like Pope Palpatine, but this is just brutal:

A POLISH cardinal caused a stir in the Vatican yesterday with remarks in a radio interview that appeared to criticise Pope Benedict XVI's decision to resign.

Cardinal Stanislaw Dziwisz of Cracow, secretary to the late Pope John Paul II, was quoted as saying that Benedict's predecessor had decided to remain Pope while dying an agonising death from Parkinson's because"you don't get down from the Cross".

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news...-1226577099316

Chanur · Feb 13, 2013

Leave it to the church to think keeping people with mental deficiencies in charge is a good thing.

Adebisi · Feb 13, 2013

Mormons would never tolerate a cardinal type talking shit about the man in charge.

Mormons > cathylicks

Wuyley_sl · Feb 13, 2013

Isn't there some prophecy that says that this next pope will be Italian / Roman and will be the last one before Armageddon?

ohkcrlho · Feb 13, 2013

i think that no black,asian or young (under 65) will be the new pope.
my bet goes to the brazilian cardinal

Cybsled · Feb 14, 2013

South America and Africa would be my guess.

Malice_sl · Feb 14, 2013

What's the over/under on the next pope being old and white?

Merkins4Brazil_sl · Feb 14, 2013

Malice_sl said:
What's the over/under on the next pope being old and white?

and have a closet full of skeletons?

OneofOne · Feb 14, 2013

I guess the question is, in what part of the world are the Cardinals the least rapey?

Merkins4Brazil_sl · Feb 14, 2013

OneofOne_sl said:
I guess the question is, in what part of the world are the Cardinals the least rapey?

the rest of the college of cardinals aint gonna trust you unless you have a rape or two under your belt. they don't want a whistle blower in their midst.

Xeldar · Feb 15, 2013

It aint rape. It's Jesus and the Two Disciples spreading the Holy Ghost through sulfurous pits of Hell.

Silence_sl · Feb 15, 2013

OneofOne_sl said:
I guess the question is, in what part of the world are the Cardinals the least rapey?

Australia. According to CNN, Cardinal Diddee Kiddler from Sydney is in the running for the top spot.

Adebisi · Feb 15, 2013

Do retired popes have to live out their remaining days with the dosh khaleen in Vaes Dothrak?

Soygen · Feb 15, 2013

Adebisi_sl said:
Do retired popes have to live out their remaining days with the dosh khaleen in Vaes Dothrak?

A pope who can no longer ride little boys can no longer lead the khalasar.

Julian The Apostate · Feb 15, 2013

"The good thing about the pope dying is that for a few weeks there isn't anyone on earth that claims to be infallible." Summarizing Christopher Hitchens Quote

That being said, I vote for the Asian looking one. Top row, second one from right on spronks post.

ffwrx_sl · Feb 15, 2013

Soygen_sl said:
A pope who can no longer ride little boys can no longer lead the khalasar.

After death he must be burned with his popemobile.

Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Mr. Poopybutthole

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