Shit

Bandwagon · Oct 1, 2021

Sincerely,
Dilated in Duluth.

lurkingdirk · Oct 1, 2021

Bandwagon · Oct 4, 2021

Turtle turtle,
Fertile squirtle,
Stubborn snickers,
Colon hurdle.

Bandwagon · Oct 10, 2021

Butty putty,
Sadly muddy,
Pushing noodles,
Cruddy study.

Bandwagon · Oct 11, 2021

I think someone is hiding Olestra in my Sunday Snack Trays.

Erronius · Oct 11, 2021

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Getting that oily anal seepage?

Fucker · Oct 11, 2021

Took two giant shits today. I could clog the fucking sewers in Jotenheim.

Bandwagon · Oct 22, 2021

Morning glory takes a dunk,
Despite the potent scent of skunk,
My prayers have not gone unheard,
Blessed morning; well-formed turd.

Erronius · Oct 22, 2021

Do our intestines actually create a slime that coats our digestive tract?

If not, I might have to stop drinking milk

Bandwagon · Oct 22, 2021

Erronius said:
Do our intestines actually create a slime that coats our digestive tract?

If not, I might have to stop drinking milk

Is it a light/milky color? Does it smell like copper? Are you a habitual drinker or a heavy sleeper?

Erronius · Oct 22, 2021

Bandwagon said:
Is it a light/milky color? Does it smell like copper? Are you a habitual drinker or a heavy sleeper?

1. I didn't look
2. no
3. I did drink a 12 pack Wed night...
4. Not really

Bandwagon · Oct 22, 2021

The answer was semen no matter what.

Erronius · Oct 22, 2021

Do I look like Foler to you?

Bandwagon · Oct 22, 2021

Erronius said:
Do I look like Foler to you?

Let me see the top of your head and I'll tell you.

Erronius · Oct 22, 2021

Bandwagon said:
Let me see the top of your head and I'll tell you.

Erronius · Oct 24, 2021

Erronius said:
You think that robot is terrifying?

Wait until you get a load of the forum's new shitposting mascot

Oblio · Oct 24, 2021

I win the Thread!

Bandwagon · Oct 25, 2021

Corpse of Frog,
Corpse of Thot,
Scent of Dog,
Scent of Twat,
Swampy boot and band camp flute,
Microwave on HIGH for Bandwagon's poop chute.

Bandwagon · Oct 27, 2021

I'm trying to finish the last part of this burrito before the first part ruins me undies.