Super Mario Bros. (2022)

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TheNozz

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You’re a bastard but you’re my kind of bastard
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Qhue

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So Luigi is the one captured by Bowser and Peach is helping Mario rescue him? Always knew Luigi had Big Damsel Energy
 

spronk

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movie opening this wed, already pushing D&D off the big screens. only 1h29m so should have lots of screen turnover on a holiday weekend


kinda bummed about D&D, have been super busy and was gonna go see John Wick 4 finally tomorrow but no time to see D&D in IMAX
 
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So Luigi is the one captured by Bowser and Peach is helping Mario rescue him? Always knew Luigi had Big Damsel Energy
That's the plot of the comic from the I guess 90s Nintendo power!!
 
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DickTrickle

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That's unfortunate. It looks fantastic. Even the positive reviews aren't that glowing.
 

Tarrant

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54% positive on RT, average rating 5.4

Sonic has the better movie.

ill watch it and decide for myself, probably online. But, like, people need to decide if RT is a valid source here or not because they get shit all over when the consensus here doesn’t agree with them but magically they’re fine when they do agree. Lol
 
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CaughtCross

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54% positive on RT, average rating 5.4

Sonic has the better movie.

Illumination movies dont do well on Rotten Tomatoes but are still well loved. So maybe Mario is the same.

 

Animosity

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ill watch it and decide for myself, probably online. But, like, people need to decide if RT is a valid source here or not because they get shit all over when the consensus here doesn’t agree with them but magically they’re fine when they do agree. Lol
I like RT and usually agree with the audience reviews. Ill give movies a shot that the audience hated and usually hate the movie myself. And then regret not listening to them lol.

I will do the same for this movie though too. Easy time waster for background noise while working. Definitely nothing Ill pay for.
 

Gavinmad

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ill watch it and decide for myself, probably online. But, like, people need to decide if RT is a valid source here or not because they get shit all over when the consensus here doesn’t agree with them but magically they’re fine when they do agree. Lol
Maybe you should look at who actually posted the critic review and who responded to the critic review as if it mattered for shit?

Currently 98% audience score on RT which is promising.
 
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Rajaah

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man guess i really memory holed this movie, i actually made 30bucks when i was 13, my sister is way older than me so my nephew was like 7 w/ his other kiddie 7yr old friends, and right before we were gonna buy tickets, the other moms said, hey can we just give your our ticket money and we'll just pick you all up later. it was my first time watching so many kids, but 30bucks to watch mario?

Following the recent news of James Franco being cast as former Cuban leader Fidel Castro, it rightfully caused controversy across the Latinx community


Awkward The Simpsons GIF
 

DickTrickle

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ill watch it and decide for myself, probably online. But, like, people need to decide if RT is a valid source here or not because they get shit all over when the consensus here doesn’t agree with them but magically they’re fine when they do agree. Lol
You might come to find that this community is composed of individuals as much as treating it as a collective hive mind would be easier.

Edit: Quoted wrong person.