The Fast Food Thread

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Hekotat

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Speaking of pretzel, I tried these today. Not too bad, but don't hold a candle to the pieces.

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uncognito

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My beetus inducing addiction is toaster strudels. I fucking love them and easily eat a box of 6 while drinking a 1/2 gallon of chocolate milk. makes me oh so happy. Raspberry is da best
 
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BoozeCube

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Yeah we eat/drink a lot of shit in here we absolutely shouldn’t but it is the fast food thread. Also Taco Bell has a $2.00 deal for a Large Baja Blast and Flaming Hot Doritos Taco.
 
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Koushirou

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My beetus inducing addiction is toaster strudels. I fucking love them and easily eat a box of 6 while drinking a 1/2 gallon of chocolate milk. makes me oh so happy. Raspberry is da best

Can definitely bang out some toaster strudels, though I’m a cherry fan myself. Sadly, my store doesn’t carry the cherry for some reason, but they do have the cinnamon roll type that are almost as good. My favorite part, though, is giving the frosting packets a good suck to get the leftovers out.
 
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Alex

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My sugar weakness is ice cream. I can demolish a pint in no time.
 
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TJT

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I have noticed a very strong correlation between those with a love of Mountain Dew and the beetus.

I remain pleased that that shit has always disgusted me. I don't think I've ever drank more than like half a can of that shit before I threw it out.

Still down 20 lbs from never eating out. Not getting even white monster drinks and just drinking stovetop espresso... eating like nothing but rice, fish and vegetables with various spicy sauces. My wife did make some cake the other week though and some extremely terrible banana bread. Cake was fine banana bread was ugh. Total fail at moisture.

I've also barely left the house and completed many pet projects. So it's been a good quarantine.
 

Regime

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I've also barely left the house and completed many pet projects. So it's been a good quarantine.
Eta until you “correct” your wife. JFC this guy needs some Mickey D’s stat.
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Noodleface

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I have noticed a very strong correlation between those with a love of Mountain Dew and the beetus.

I remain pleased that that shit has always disgusted me. I don't think I've ever drank more than like half a can of that shit before I threw it out.

Still down 20 lbs from never eating out. Not getting even white monster drinks and just drinking stovetop espresso... eating like nothing but rice, fish and vegetables with various spicy sauces. My wife did make some cake the other week though and some extremely terrible banana bread. Cake was fine banana bread was ugh. Total fail at moisture.

I've also barely left the house and completed many pet projects. So it's been a good quarantine.
I definitely got the beetus during a time where I was raiding in WoW 6-7 nights a week and slamming code red mountain dews. I had the cards stacked against me since my father has it, so it was my own fault. I won't say I love mountain dew though, I can't really stand it much anymore. Code red will always have a soft spot in my heart.

Sugar/carbs are the enemy.
 

sukik

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I quit the sodas cold turkey. Not even diet sodas. Water, Tea, Coffee. That's it. If I'm going to binge on calories, I want it to be worth it it. Pint of mint ice cream, bag of oreo cookies, a chocolate milk shake, a bag of m&m's, whatever. A soda is such a waste of a binge opportunity. I somehow escaped the period in my life where I had a horrible diet without getting the beetus, and hope I can toe the line until I die.
 
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Crone

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I quit the sodas cold turkey. Not even diet sodas. Water, Tea, Coffee. That's it. If I'm going to binge on calories, I want it to be worth it it. Pint of mint ice cream, bag of oreo cookies, a chocolate milk shake, a bag of m&m's, whatever. A soda is such a waste of a binge opportunity. I somehow escaped the period in my life where I had a horrible diet without getting the beetus, and hope I can toe the line until I die.
In what shitty life is one soda a binge?

I absolutely love mountain dew. I'll down a whole can in seconds. Correlation to beetus confirmed.
 

Alex

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Mountain Dew is kind of gross. I'm not the biggest soda fan, but I'll get a Dr Pepper with an In-N-Out burger.
 
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sukik

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In what shitty life is one soda a binge?

I absolutely love mountain dew. I'll down a whole can in seconds. Correlation to beetus confirmed.
This is a 'Murica where one soda is:
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Armadon

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I can't keep mt dew in my house or ill drink it all in one day. If I want mt dew I go to circle k and get a polar pop. Mt dew is fucking crack in a bottle.
 

Fogel

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Yeah, I haven't drank soda since back when I worked in a restaurant and could raid the soda fountain whenever I wanted