The Fast Food Thread

Furry said:

Wrong thread, though my typical process is pat dry, flour, egg, batter, repeat egg batter for chicken fry, then freezer on rack 15 minutes before into fryer.

Currently destroying a bag of salmiakki. Good way to separate the men from the boys. I love this shit, and it’s great for making sissies gag.

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I'm really disappointed I couldn't find those jerk chips near me. Downing a chik-fil-a strawberry shake and spicy sandwiches to compensate. Scored some franks red hot baked goldfish and XXTRA cheetos at least.I feel like my cart was a lot healthier than normal. Most of the crystal light is hidden too.

Furry said:

I'm really disappointed I couldn't find those jerk chips near me. Downing a chik-fil-a strawberry shake and spicy sandwiches to compensate. Scored some franks red hot baked goldfish and XXTRA cheetos at least.I feel like my cart was a lot healthier than normal. Most of the crystal light is hidden too.

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I see that old bay hell yes.


If it helps I found them at Wegmans I can’t find them anywhere else either. If anyone finds those jerk chips please give the location you found them. They are truly a tier top 10 Chip.

OU Ariakas said:

I'm getting really fucking angry looking at your milk thrown in the cart on it's side like you are some sort of fucking heathen.

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I mix some heavy cream in to make it thicker too.

Review in on those franks red hot goldfish. Surprisingly good. Taste like goldfish that have been dipped in red hot. The minute hint of vinegar tang and franks flavor are perfectly captured, literally tastes like they have the sauce on them. It's probably about as strong as flaming cheetos in heat, which I consider a mild, but the aftertail of the burn sticks around more notably and the experience is distinctly different. I'm genuinely surprised. Normally I just use goldfish to mix into frying batter/coating.

Hrm didn’t see the jerk chips at the Wegmans today but I also kind of forgot about them. Was trying to find their damn Wegmans brand ketchup chips that just came out for the husband to try but holy shit, the Wegmans brand chips in general were demolished today.

Araxen said:

You throw you milk in the basket sideways? Heathen...

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And here I thought people would comment on my 3 lbs bag of brussel sprouts in this thread.

Sludig said:

Saw some new to me candy bars. Go to try my brownie and sealed from store, missing one of 4 squares. Wtfxxxxx


Is this a food museum collectible good move kinda like misprint comics or just a straight gyping.

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This has so much potential. Wife jokes... Two-finger jokes... Peanuts... Brownies...

I think I'm having a seizure.

Chysamere said:

Blessed or cursed?

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