The Fast Food Thread

lurkingdirk · Apr 29, 2016

Soygen_sl said:
C'mon, man. I'm packing. I can get us out alive!

Only if Brahma comes along to keep us alive.

Noodleface · Apr 29, 2016

Sure laugh it up. I was almsot raped and murdered 20 steps from Soygen's doorstep.

lurkingdirk · Apr 29, 2016

Were you carrying delicious food or alcohol?

ZyyzYzzy · Apr 29, 2016

Regime_sl said:
I'm fine with Pentagon Row plus I can avoid the Red Line.

Also we could always to King St in old town. Nice bars and Thai food there.

We could do Rays and get some hell burgers in Alexandria too.

Olde Town is never a bad choice

Noodleface · Apr 29, 2016

lurkingdirk_sl said:
Were you carrying delicious food or alcohol?

No I was walking to get a pizza and a guy pulled off his hat and show me where I could see his skull through a very large gash. He asked if I could pay him money to go to the hospital and I ran for my life.

ZyyzYzzy · Apr 29, 2016

Noodleface_sl said:
No I was walking to get a pizza and a guy pulled off his hat and show me where I could see his skull through a very large gash. He asked if I could pay him money to go to the hospital and I ran for my life.

Did you get pizza though?

Regime · Apr 29, 2016

ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
Olde Town is never a bad choice

Yeah what I'm thinking too.

Noodleface · Apr 29, 2016

ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
Did you get pizza though?

I did

I had to stop at McDonalds today in the ghetto, didn't even have a drive-thru. The burger was super greasy and now I feel like shit. Absolutely disgusting, 2/10, fries were great.

Erronius · Apr 29, 2016

Burgers are greasy, News at 11

Noodleface · Apr 30, 2016

Thanks, I had no idea. I obviously wouldn't have written that if it wasn't as greasy as your mother's vagina

Mrs. Gravy · Apr 30, 2016

Noodleface_sl said:
I had to stop at McDonalds today in the ghetto, didn't even have a drive-thru. The burger was super greasy and now I feel like shit. Absolutely disgusting, 2/10, fries were great.

I'm stuck on the "Had to" part of this confession.

chaos · Apr 30, 2016

He's got the beetus, I think he can die if he doesn't eat enough McDonalds or something.

Noodleface · Apr 30, 2016

I was feeling super low blood sugar so I stopped there. I was in the middle of the hood and it looked like the safest place

Mrs. Gravy · Apr 30, 2016

Noodleface_sl said:
I was feeling super low blood sugar so I stopped there. I was in the middle of the hood and it looked like the safest place

Oh, that makes sense...and as a not mom of a bunch of people whom I like to mother - for goodness sake, keep some glucose tabs, raisins, gel tube or some kind of candy in your car. (And incidentally - congratulations about impregnating your beloved.)

Erronius · Apr 30, 2016

Noodle needs a snickers

Noodleface · Apr 30, 2016

Yeah I usually have extra candy and granola Bars on me but unfortunately not Friday.

Borzak · Apr 30, 2016

I use smarties. Can leave them in the truck and they enever go bad or melt and don't take up much space.

yimmien · Apr 30, 2016

Went to Burger King and saw chicken fry rings on the menu. I did not see a burger with chicken fry rings on it though. Wasted potential!

Jysin · May 1, 2016

Borzak_sl said:
I use smarties. Can leave them in the truck and they enever go bad or melt and don't take up much space.

Smart idea!

Pemulis · May 1, 2016

I propose a Delaware valley meet up at Capri's pizza joint in Camden. Bring an extra $10 for anal

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