The Fast Food Thread

McCheese

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That's nothing. Noodlefart's got over 1500. He needs to lay off the fast food.
 
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McCheese

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Pizza is a flat circle.

Whoa...

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Alex

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I ordered Round Table the other day which is usually a solid pizza experience. It wasn't good. It was almost like they forgot to put sauce on the pizza. There were even fucking bare spots on it. And it was $30. Might not ever order from there again. It was that bad.
 

McCheese

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At Ledo pizza one time they used cocktail sauce on our pizza instead of pizza sauce.
 
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Void

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I ordered Round Table the other day which is usually a solid pizza experience. It wasn't good. It was almost like they forgot to put sauce on the pizza. There were even fucking bare spots on it. And it was $30. Might not ever order from there again. It was that bad.
But they've probably been great hundreds if not thousands of times besides that one, right? Because here they are. It was probably just a fluke or a shitty employee. Give them another chance!
 

chaos

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Give them no quarter! In modern society, quality calories are a cut-throat, winner take all game of attrition. In a world where you can have any of a dozen different pizzas delivered to you within the hour, they deserve your scorn. And only your scorn.
 
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Soygen

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In the Game of Pizza, you sauce...or you die.
 
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Alex

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But they've probably been great hundreds if not thousands of times besides that one, right? Because here they are. It was probably just a fluke or a shitty employee. Give them another chance!

I know I should. They have been reliable in the past. But this was just so, so bad.
 

Melvin

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At Ledo pizza one time they used cocktail sauce on our pizza instead of pizza sauce.

Every pizza I've ever tried with weird sauce on it would've been better with a good tomato sauce. Always. No exceptions. But cocktail sauce is basically ketchup with a little extra flavor, and I eat ketchup more often than all the other vegetables combined. So I'm conflicted about using it on a pizza. What was the texture of the ketchup like after being in the oven for a while?
 

Kiroy

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Every pizza I've ever tried with weird sauce on it would've been better with a good tomato sauce. Always. No exceptions. But cocktail sauce is basically ketchup with a little extra flavor, and I eat ketchup more often than all the other vegetables combined. So I'm conflicted about using it on a pizza. What was the texture of the ketchup like after being in the oven for a while?

I wouldn't kick a chicken garlic pizza with white sauce outta bed.
 
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