The Fast Food Thread

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I took a bite and tossed it. Still a little butthurt. Had a leftover Chick-fil-A biscuit so I’m in a better mood.

I even pizza stoned it too.
But did you stoned pizza it?

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TJT

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Xevy

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Taco Bell's $2 menu is actually VERY solid right now. Beefy cheese crunch burrito, chicken chipotle ranch burrito, and salsa verde chicken burrito. I got 2 of each for about $13 for 6 items and a total calorie amount of about 4000. That's some quality calories. The beefy cheese and verde ones are very filling with the good mix of meat/rice and cheese, and the chipotle chicken ranch one is almost like a salad in a grilled tortilla. A lot of crunchy lettuce and bacon (I think?) and stuff. It's pretty nice. Really any two of them together are probably a decent meal for a normal human for just $4 and some change.
 
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Aldarion

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Taco Bell's $2 menu is actually VERY solid right now. Beefy cheese crunch burrito, chicken chipotle ranch burrito, and salsa verde chicken burrito. I got 2 of each for about $13 for 6 items and a total calorie amount of about 4000. That's some quality calories. The beefy cheese and verde ones are very filling with the good mix of meat/rice and cheese, and the chipotle chicken ranch one is almost like a salad in a grilled tortilla. A lot of crunchy lettuce and bacon (I think?) and stuff. It's pretty nice. Really any two of them together are probably a decent meal for a normal human for just $4 and some change.
Can confirm. Two of those are a solid meal for under $5.

The been rice and cheese is also available. But fucking rice isnt people food so fuck that. Still better and tastier than any fast food burger available for under $5.
 

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Taco Bell's $2 menu is actually VERY solid right now. Beefy cheese crunch burrito, chicken chipotle ranch burrito, and salsa verde chicken burrito. I got 2 of each for about $13 for 6 items and a total calorie amount of about 4000. That's some quality calories. The beefy cheese and verde ones are very filling with the good mix of meat/rice and cheese, and the chipotle chicken ranch one is almost like a salad in a grilled tortilla. A lot of crunchy lettuce and bacon (I think?) and stuff. It's pretty nice. Really any two of them together are probably a decent meal for a normal human for just $4 and some change.
Chicken chipotle ranch was the weakest of the 3 but its rare these days to get some quality fast food for under $10 total.
 

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if you favor pepsi over coke, then you are in favor of mediocrity

does that mean only the shitty trifecta of yum foods
kfc
tacosmell
pizza

are the only pepsi places?
Coca cola hates white people. They lost my business.
 
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Furry

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Fries look soggy and pale as Boris Johnson

ham or whatever looks ok but the cheese looks cold and isn't melting?

It's world's better than that Tortilla of Horror you posted a while back, but c'mon man!
That looks incredibly gross, not gonna lie. Hope it's just the lighting being blue making the colors all weird. I feel like a soggy ass bowl of poutine would be a massive upgrade from that nightmare.
 

BoozeCube

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Fries look soggy and pale as Boris Johnson

ham or whatever looks ok but the cheese looks cold and isn't melting?

It's world's better than that Tortilla of Horror you posted a while back, but c'mon man!

Hot garbage matches his taste with everything else. Brit food is the worst.
 
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Damn I used to really enjoy those bolthouse farm juice/smoothie drinks every so often. Just saw at the grocery store they went full shrinkflation and got rid of all their old flavors and replaced them with shittier versions with cheaper ingredients. now they taste like shit for how much they cost.
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Furry

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It seems a lot of chip bags are starting to become mostly air. A lot of the 9.5oz bags are down 8 oz now. Kettle brand chips just said fuck-it and went down to 6. It's practically a snack bag. Just raise your price losers, people buying your product aren't on weight watchers.
 
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TJT

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Korean egg sandwich
 

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