The Fast Food Thread

Soygen · Jan 20, 2015

I mean, horrible is relative. That shit has been around a long time. I want to try it now(I've never tried either Vegemite or Marmite), based solely on the hate it's getting here. Is there anything it compares to?

Tenks · Jan 20, 2015

Hm. You could possibly try pouring coffee grounds on toast?

BrutulTM · Jan 20, 2015

Take the bitterest beer you can find, cook it down until it becomes a black paste, and that's vegemite.

Agraza · Jan 20, 2015

Honestly I have got to try this now. Not in a pizza though.

Tenks · Jan 20, 2015

Imagine Nutella. Imagine the exact opposite taste. That is vegemite.

BrutulTM · Jan 20, 2015

You can order it from Amazon if you really want to try it.

Needless · Jan 20, 2015

Vegemite is ridiculous, god damn aussies with their weird ass tastebuds

Joeboo · Jan 20, 2015

Vegemite is harvested from the sweaty taint of kangaroos. It's a fact.

Soygen · Jan 20, 2015

I prefer the competitor, Roo-Goo.

Jysin · Jan 20, 2015

Noodlemod_sl said:
So basically put the least amount of the vile shit on the bread that you can while still saying it's "on" there, and then covering it up with other delcious foods to mask it.

Tenks_sl said:
The whole point of putting cheddar on food is so the food tastes of nothing but cheddar. Which is cool but don't say horrible as shit stuff under the cheddar is good food when you mask the entire flavor with strong cheese.

Umm no. Clearly you haven't tried Marmite if you think someonthing (anything) is going to "cover it up".

Every Brit I know that loves the stuff, spreads it sparingly. It's not meant to be blobbed on like peanut butter. It's all about the flavor ratios like any other multi layered food.

Grimmlokk · Jan 20, 2015

ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
If you go to Golden Corral make sure you are within running distance to a bathroom. You will shit your brains out no matter what you eat there.

Had it once and I'm pretty sure I lost 10lbs from the shits I got from it. Never again.

If you a bitch.

This thread is all bitches. Golden Corral is generic cheap buffet food. It's not especially horrible for the category of cheap buffet food, it's just not good. You know what you're getting going in.

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots up in here. "Oh boo hoo I pooped once. I only want horrible British and Australian shitbutter from now on!"

Soygen · Jan 20, 2015

Golden Corral VIP spotted!

Grimmlokk · Jan 20, 2015

I think I've eaten there twice. Or possibly it was some other similar place like Old Country Buffet. But I didn't come out of the experience crying about how it made me shit out 10 pounds and preaching that it will make everyone else turn themselves inside out.

Cuz I ain't no punk bitch, yo.

This thread is getting soft.

Jysin · Jan 20, 2015

There was a place like this when I was a kid. I got home and vomitted my brains out. It fucking ruined fish sticks and tartar sauce for me for probably a decade or more.

ZyyzYzzy · Jan 20, 2015

I almost shit myself after the GC, as a grown man. Nothing has done that to me. The king of buffets is a koran bbq buffet. Grill top in middle of table and all the bulgogi you can cook and eat? Eat nothing but that and sushi.

Vitality · Jan 20, 2015

ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
I almost shit myself after the GC, as a grown man. Nothing has done that to me. The king of buffets is a koran bbq buffet. Grill top in middle of table and all the bulgogi you can cook and eat? Eat nothing but that and sushi.

I can agree with this, some really good competitively priced Korean grills in my area.

Falstaff · Jan 20, 2015

Grimmlokk_sl said:
I think I've eaten there twice. Or possibly it was some other similar place like Old Country Buffet. But I didn't come out of the experience crying about how it made me shit out 10 pounds and preaching that it will make everyone else turn themselves inside out.

Cuz I ain't no punk bitch, yo.

This thread is getting soft.

This thread has come a long way since it was basically McCheese vs the world.

Yet one constant holds true... All pizza is not the same.

Noodleface · Jan 20, 2015

When you eat food so fast that it literally has no time to interact with your tongue and you taste nothing I assume all pizza tastes the same too

lurkingdirk · Jan 20, 2015

So, I'm feeling there is a lot of love for Golden Coral in this thread. wow. Losers cooking while drunk, high, and sweating aids. That's remarkable.

True story - when I moved to this town, it was the first time ever that I lived somewhere that had an Old Country Buffet. The first week I was here, the o r and y were burned out. It's right next to a hardware store, and I was going to that store multiple times a day, seeing the Old Cunt Buffet. That is what is is now forever in my mind.

And both Marmite and Vegemite are too salty for me to ever enjoy them as a spread, but they could possibly be used as a salt component when cooking.

Soygen · Jan 20, 2015

EDIT: Never mind. I just learned the English.

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