TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I have no plan to see it but I didn't found the turtles cgi that bad actually.

Gunnar_sl said:

Foot clan with guns....check
White guy as Shredder who created the turtles with April O Neils father....check
Horrible CGI...Check

This is going to be real bad.

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So.....the turtles were created? Lol the turtles from space sounded better imo(even though both ideas are shit).
My childhood can't take another rape ffs

I'm sure it'll still be an accident that the turtles are exposed to ooze. God I hope so.


Actually what the fuck do I care

Indeed, that's silly, ooze ftw.

I will enjoy this as I have enjoyed Transformers and Pacific Rim. Brain turned off. Mikey was spot-on IMO.

i mean, I know pacific rim was a goofy premise where you're just supposed to enjoy robots fighting monsters... but... I feel like it's a disservice to just say your going to enjoy this the same way you enjoyed pacific rim. I was really interested in seeing the trailer, because i'm not really one of those "micheal bay sucksplosions" kind of people... I think there's a place for it in films... but good lord, I spent the whole trailer just confused and irritated.

Michael Bay, vehicle destroyer.

No way this shit can be worse than TMNT 3 where they're traveling through time n shit.

-sigh
why do they have to add the same music from the transformers trailers? these are turtles or apparently not really, because they were created in a lab so they could be fucking anything now. i was 17 when the first TMNT movie came out and it looked cooler than this. this movie looks like 4 hipster ang lee CGI incredible hulks jacking off. why is it so hard to do the color green in CGI?

The Ancient_sl said:

Which is the one where Raph does something stupid, goes off on his own and gets his butt kicked?

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Isn't that all three?

Michael Bay is just the producer. We don't know how much creative input he had.

Burnesto_sl said:

Isn't that all three?

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Turtles look like gigantic black dudes. Going to be bad.

i thought michael bay and megan fox had a falling out, why'd he put her back into movies

supertouch_sl said:

Michael Bay is just the producer. We don't know how much creative input he had.

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And what about his ego?

Not sure what there is to 'ruin' with TMNT? IIRC it started as a somewhat dark b&w comic but the creators sold out big time almost immediately? The cartoons were godawful and, tbh I've never seen these movies, but they look pretty shitty from the trailers even for kids movies.







Tomato meter is 'rotten' for all of them ... The coop video games were kinda fun though.

Astral Projection_sl said:

Tomato meter is 'rotten' for all of them ... The coop video games were kinda fun though.

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Until that stupid fucking underwater level with the fucking electrical seaweed bullshit fuck the whole world.