ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

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Sororities are awful. One of my worst experiences in all of college was being stuck doing group projects with this crazy bitch who was heir to the throne of the 'most important' sorority on campus. It was fucking disturbing.
 

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Sororities are awful. One of my worst experiences in all of college was being stuck doing group projects with this crazy bitch who was heir to the throne of the 'most important' sorority on campus. It was fucking disturbing.
Think of Collegerules, bro. I need stuff to fap to.
 

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One of the comments from the Jezebel post, which is just about as crazy
I relate to this so so much. My poor husband has had to answer for all of mankind for almost a week now, and I'm not sure our marriage is going to survive Elliott FUCKING Rodger. Right after this happened, my husband essentially "Not All Men'd" me and he almost lost an eye.
SeriouslY?
 

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Should change the "at least 7 dead" part in the thread title to "1 virgin and 6 people dead." I've never liked when casualty counts lump the murderer-suicider and the victims together.
 

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One of the comments from the Jezebel post, which is just about as crazy
I relate to this so so much. My poor husband has had to answer for all of mankind for almost a week now, and I'm not sure our marriage is going to survive Elliott FUCKING Rodger. Right after this happened, my husband essentially "Not All Men'd" me and he almost lost an eye.
SeriouslY?
If Elliot was fucking Rodger we wouldn't be in this mess!
 

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The sorority he was talking about targeting in that one video is Alpha Phi. Back when I was in college we had a chapter of Alpha Phi on campus, and while they were pretty much the hottest girls there as well, everyone called them "All For Free" because they were such sluts. Now, I didn't get to fuck any of them, but I knew plenty of people that did, and some of them (the guys) were downright ugly. As said a million times, if he would have just had a little confidence and been able to suppress the creepy vibe, he could have been swimming in decent pussy.

I don't understand these people that have so many advantages and still fail at every turn. It's sort of like all those lottery winners that end up bankrupt a few years later. My whole goal is to never work another day in my life, so if I won the lottery you can be damn sure I'd set it up in such a way that it lasted. How do these people fuck this kind of stuff up??
 

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A lot of times with the lottery it seems to be the only mistake you need to make is letting relatives know you won the lottery. All of a sudden you have more cousins than you ever thought possible.

And then there's the whole "poor people aren't good with money" thing. Which in a lot of ways is entirely true and the reason why they're poor to begin with. I've seen plenty of wealthy men gamble with money, but they don't buy scratch offs or pick5's to do it.


If I win the lottery, ain't no one except my brother gonna even see my ass for about 3 years.
 

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The sorority he was talking about targeting in that one video is Alpha Phi. Back when I was in college we had a chapter of Alpha Phi on campus, and while they were pretty much the hottest girls there as well, everyone called them "All For Free" because they were such sluts. Now, I didn't get to fuck any of them, but I knew plenty of people that did, and some of them (the guys) were downright ugly. As said a million times, if he would have just had a little confidence and been able to suppress the creepy vibe, he could have been swimming in decent pussy.

I don't understand these people that have so many advantages and still fail at every turn. It's sort of like all those lottery winners that end up bankrupt a few years later. My whole goal is to never work another day in my life, so if I won the lottery you can be damn sure I'd set it up in such a way that it lasted. How do these people fuck this kind of stuff up??
Who the hell knows. Just shows how fucked up and warped his reality/expectations where. I mean I lived a fucking much shittier life than this kid could of ever imagined and ive killed 0 people.
 

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Who the hell knows. Just shows how fucked up and warped his reality/expectations where. I mean I lived a fucking much shittier life than this kid could of ever imagined and ive killed 0 people.
100's of millions of people in the world have lived a shittier life than this person did and not killed anyone.
 

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The sorority he was talking about targeting in that one video is Alpha Phi. Back when I was in college we had a chapter of Alpha Phi on campus, and while they were pretty much the hottest girls there as well, everyone called them "All For Free" because they were such sluts. Now, I didn't get to fuck any of them, but I knew plenty of people that did, and some of them (the guys) were downright ugly. As said a million times, if he would have just had a little confidence and been able to suppress the creepy vibe, he could have been swimming in decent pussy.
UCSB Alumni here. Alpha Phi is indeed the hottest girls at UCSB, but not the sluttiest. That was Delta Gamma... or Dick Garage/Dirty Girls. The girls he killed were both Tri Delta, they are the ugly soroity. Still sucks at their passing though.
 

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Sororities are awful. One of my worst experiences in all of college was being stuck doing group projects with this crazy bitch who was heir to the throne of the 'most important' sorority on campus. It was fucking disturbing.
Sorority girls are worthless. Fratbros too, no sexist here. I feel a lot more for the Asian dudes. They're just trying to get an education, and maybe some League of Legends in between classes, and they get diced up like a wandering pat in LBRS by this self-loathing failure.
 

Xevy

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I think some billionaire nerds needs to hire out some Ryan Gosling looking motherfuckers and some Scarjo impersonators and hire them out to just bang out internet nerds. It could be like a social campaign. "Everybody Gets One!"
 

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"Everybody Gets One!"
"Tonight at the pit - Everyone Gets Laid"
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iannis

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Doesn't some porn site do a fuck-a-fan series where they have a contest and they hire out a porn star to fuck the winner?

Or was that just a fad? I remember seeing a link to something like that and being like, "Who would watch that?"