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Campbell1oo4

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They look like those bullshit 2nd gen pokemon based on the alphabet or something

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Burren

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Whaaaaaat? Facebook is run by a clueless, greedy, do-what-I-say-not-what-I-do, liberal hypocrite??????

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Hoss

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On vacation sick with the fucking flu in august...

5 years ago I got hospitalized with malaria on the first day of a big family vacation. Wife was fucking pissed at me. Last year she brought up again how I almost ruined that vacation because we had to start 3 days later.
 
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Campbell1oo4

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5 years ago I got hospitalized with malaria on the first day of a big family vacation. Wife was fucking pissed at me. Last year she brought up again how I almost ruined that vacation because we had to start 3 days later.

How dare you get malaria, you asshole.
 
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Aaron

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Mice that come with enterprise edition computers. I swear to fucking god those things are the shittiest pieces of hardware ever manufactured. I consider it good if they last a year before the left mouse button gives out and I have to get a new one. Compare that to my Logitech G5 mouse that I've had at home for close to a decade now, has been punished by countless click spam games such as MMOs and ARPGs and it's still as good as the day I got it!
 
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Slyminxy

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Streamers using the word "boys". Gamers in general who use words like "bruh, brah".
 
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Cocaine Samurai

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Boss is passive aggressive and mad and is making life miserable for everyone because I don't want to sign up for a continuing education over a month from now.

He has no legal power to force me to attend.

I don't need any Con Ed hours for any governing bodies I belong to.

It's after work hours

...on a friday

...on my birthday.

Lots of rustled jimmies around the office right now.
 
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Hoss

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Sign up and then cancel on thursday

Be sure it's legit and not a surprise party for you. Cause that whole after hours on friday thing sounds fishy as hell and way too coincidental that it happens to be your birthday.
 
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Cocaine Samurai

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It's definitely not a surprise party for me, it's being put on by one of the big supply companies and all the contact information goes to them, plus my boss got really mad when I told him that was my birthday since he never remembers birthdays. My coworkers actually like me so if it was a party they would have tried to talk me into coming.
 
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k^M

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Had plans to take a cruise down to the Caribbean this fall, gf found out shes 5 weeks pregnant and doctors said absolutely no zika locations.

Fucking mosquito's
 
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Jysin

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Think the doc and your preggo wife did you a favor. Fuck cruises.
 
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a c i d.f l y

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Think the doc and your preggo wife did you a favor. Fuck cruises.
Totally agreed. You can pay half as much and spend twice as long at a single destination, without having to sleep in a shitty bed, or eat shitty food, or pay exuberant and extortionate prices at the places they dump you at. Or be forced to spend your time in close proximity to old fucks or shitty, spoiled younger children. Ugh, now I've gone and rustled my own jimmies.
 
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Pyros

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My parents who are now in their 60s go on cruises the last few years when they're going on vacation. Not the shitty cruises everyone goes to though, they go on like "deluxe cruises" which obviously are a lot more expensive, but they have good service, large rooms and shit like that. They also skip all the tourist visit shit they don't want to do and what not. If you have money and don't mind spending a bunch, cruises aren't so bad. Although I guess that's a general thing, if you have money, things aren't so bad.
 
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a c i d.f l y

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My parents who are now in their 60s go on cruises the last few years when they're going on vacation. Not the shitty cruises everyone goes to though, they go on like "deluxe cruises" which obviously are a lot more expensive, but they have good service, large rooms and shit like that. They also skip all the tourist visit shit they don't want to do and what not. If you have money and don't mind spending a bunch, cruises aren't so bad. Although I guess that's a general thing, if you have money, things aren't so bad.
Even if you have money, they still suck. I had a deluxe suite on the top of the very front of the ship. Even the most expensive rooms are small. At least you could turn around in the shower in my room... But you just confirmed one of my points, fuckin old people. No offense towards your folks, of course. Or the people that enjoy cruises, even if they're wrong.
 
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Pyros

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Even if you have money, they still suck. I had a deluxe suite on the top of the very front of the ship. Even the most expensive rooms are small. At least you could turn around in the shower in my room... But you just confirmed one of my points, fuckin old people. No offense towards your folks, of course. Or the people that enjoy cruises, even if they're wrong.
Hmm I don't know I've seen pictures of their room and it was really big, at least for what you'd expect on a boat. Bedroom+ additional space table with chairs, decent size bathroom. It was like most "normal" rooms in a high standing hotel, not as large as the large rooms in hotels but still really large.

Check silversea.com that's where one of their cruises a couple years back was, but I think they stopped using that company cause they got a shitty trip the 3rd time they used them or whatever and changed.

Definitely mostly old people though, no kids on these though shit's too expensive.
 
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