Whats rustling your jimmies?

Fed Ex delaying the shipment of my replacement cell phone 3 fucking times in the last week is rustling the fuck out of my jimmies. I loathe Fed Ex so fucking much. I honestly wish they'd go out of business so I wouldn't ever have to worry about any shipments from them. Fucking cocksuckers.

Person buys advertisement; commissions me to write an article on them; and they quit in time for publication. People linked my articles as evidence that person didn't quit.
Spend most of day digging to explain self; pull story

People who use mechanical keyboards at work.

Big Phoenix said:

Had 2 days of good rain and came home today and noticed theres a nice water spot with drooping paint in my garage roof.

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Had that happen on the day a home inspector showed up when I was selling a house. Phoenix? I'm gonna guess it was a flat roof over the garage.

Big Phoenix said:

Yup, flat. Just looked at it and saw no obvious signs of where water could infiltrate, at least to my untrained roofing eyes.

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Could be a fish-mouthed seam, or just a small wear hole from the fasteners underneath. Flat roofs are no fun to leak find, but usually easy to repair.

Big Phoenix said:

Yup, flat. Just looked at it and saw no obvious signs of where water could infiltrate, at least to my untrained roofing eyes.

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Check seams and flashing in the four cardinal directions from the leak. Water can travel pretty far under a flat roof before it finds a place to leak through, but it usually travels in straight lines and not very far diagonally. Assuming we're talking about an actual flat rubber roof and not just a super low pitch rolled shingle roof, I have no fucking clue how to find leaks on rolled shingle.

Big Phoenix said:

Yup, flat. Just looked at it and saw no obvious signs of where water could infiltrate, at least to my untrained roofing eyes.

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Release the black mammy

Or just roll tar/seal over the entire thing and sure up flashing edges

Xadion said:

Or just roll tar/seal over the entire thing and sure up flashing edges

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God no. If anything go buy a silicone roofing product and coat like a 10' square area. Something like Gaco or BlackJack Silicone. Shit's expensive but you can coat a large area with a 5 gallon bucket.

For my own jimmy rustle, I pissed blood yesterday. Guess I passed a small kidney stone, because I wasn't in any pain. First kidney stone I know about was over 5 years ago, and I've changed my diet considerably since then.

I know! Spray the entire thing with flex seal muhahahaah

Xadion said:

I know! Spray the entire thing with flex seal muhahahaah

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Flex seal tape. That shit can put two pieces of a BOAT together.

Szeth said:

Flex seal tape. That shit can put two pieces of a BOAT together.

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Exactly - a roof should be aok

Getting chewed by my boss. Granted, my deadline was 7 and I finished at 9. But the crux is he's pissed that it's 10:30 and we're still here. My work is independent to his. I agree. It is bullshit that you took an hour and a half longer than me to finish and i'm still here.