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Deathwing

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Yeah, this sounds like a lawyer's wet dream. We've actually contacted the local health department and now the local news, but of course we need some hard proof it's actually the mold causing this shit. I'm heading to the doc again Thursday and hopefully I can come up with some kind of note or diagnosis linking it to this shit. My biggest worry is if we do get a lawyer and nothing comes from this, I don't want to be stuck with an assload of lawyer bills that I can't afford. I've never had to deal with lawyers before, so not sure how payment and charges happen.
Whenever and where ever it can.

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Cad

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Yeah, this sounds like a lawyer's wet dream. We've actually contacted the local health department and now the local news, but of course we need some hard proof it's actually the mold causing this shit. I'm heading to the doc again Thursday and hopefully I can come up with some kind of note or diagnosis linking it to this shit. My biggest worry is if we do get a lawyer and nothing comes from this, I don't want to be stuck with an assload of lawyer bills that I can't afford. I've never had to deal with lawyers before, so not sure how payment and charges happen.

Plaintiff's attorneys love taking this type of shit on contingency if you have any real damages. Look up some good plaintiff's personal injury lawyers in your city and find the reputable ones and go down and they'll send you to the proper experts to get evaluated. Shouldn't cost you a dime if you have a viable case against someone with money or insurance coverage.
 
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Ronaan

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It seems Nessa Devil got ANOTHER boob job and now I can't fap to her anymore.

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OK who am I kidding. I'll just watch older content.
 

Conefed

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1) When the anything forgets my password.

2) Was going to do four things before work, each thing requiring the thing before it. The first thing wasn't open when I wanted it. But it would be in 30 minutes. After 30, check again and still locked. Read again and notice drive through is now, but I need inside which is another 30. After now an hour, still locked. Cars in parking lot. Only one building around; only one business in building. Check windows and darkness. 3 cars leave drive-thru and roll down window to tell me that's closed too.
So not only can't I do those 4 things; but also I wasted an hour. A note would have alleviated all of this. And I now have to shit.
 

Koushirou

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This just got taken out of our basement. Now they’re trying to paint over the rest. Tried to get more pics but they hauled it all over to the leasing office. Doesn’t this stuff have to be removed in a pretty specific way?

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Deathwing

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Just curious, how is that stuff in the picture different from black mold on windows? I get that shit continuously because they're windows from the 70's that are poorly insulated. I go around every year with a toothbrush and scrub the weatherstripping with a bleach solution but it always comes back.
 
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Aamry

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Just curious, how is that stuff in the picture different from black mold on windows? I get that shit continuously because they're windows from the 70's that are poorly insulated. I go around every year with a toothbrush and scrub the weatherstripping with a bleach solution but it always comes back.

That's probably mildew, which can also be black, from humidity and whatnot on your single pane windows. Black mold grows in dark and damp environments, which windows arent typically, and cause respiratory issues.
 
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Koushirou

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Picture doesn’t shown it too well, but the darker spots on that are thick and fluffy shit. It’s fucking gross.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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Do you have a local university with law courses? They tend to have numbers you can call for free advice when it comes to tenancy laws and the like. Tenancy board might be worth looking into as well.
 

Koushirou

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We’ve basically been told by the health departments and our town that apparently there’s no legislation for this crap. We’re hitting up some lawyers though.
 

Void

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It seems Nessa Devil got ANOTHER boob job and now I can't fap to her anymore.

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OK who am I kidding. I'll just watch older content.
Was unaware of her, now I'm rustled too because she was smoking hot, and apparently took it up the butt frequently. Those boobs though. Porn sites need to have a filter system where you can filter for pre- or post-boobjob/lipjob/buttjob/whatever. Those look like she bolted 2 nosecones from 747s on her chest.
 

Koushirou

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Had a mold assessor come over to do some testing and they found this in the basement. There’s no mold here, management said. Results come in Monday!

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Jasker

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Was visiting the astral plane and saw my dick grow really big but it kept growing and hit the floor and kept growing into a spiral then i transported to a courtroom and started talking to some judge and it didn't make sense.

Rustled
 
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pharmakos

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Was visiting the astral plane and saw my dick grow really big but it kept growing and hit the floor and kept growing into a spiral then i transported to a courtroom and started talking to some judge and it didn't make sense.

Rustled

been there, man. been there.
 
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Hoss

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This is an old rustle. Gas stations requiring your zip code when you pay at the pump like it's some sort of fucking PIN. What are the odds I stole some dudes gas card and didn't get his entire wallet where I can read the zip off his license?
 

Bubbles

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It seems Nessa Devil got ANOTHER boob job and now I can't fap to her anymore.

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OK who am I kidding. I'll just watch older content.

christ, this is not a good look

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speaking of porn stars who fuck up their looks, Tiffany Watson went from this
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to this
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Conefed

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Still getting used to ex getting 5yo during week, so I bring book bag to school. They call child to office to retrieve it.
I'm excited to see and get my hugs in, but as soon as my kid walks through the door, the entire room smells like cigarettes.
 
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a c i d.f l y

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People who have their cellphone audio loud as fuck in public watching dumbass videos or listening to music. I wish they'd get cancer.
 
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