Whats rustling your jimmies?

Just got back from working in a hellhole with the stupidest internet filtering I've ever seen. Here's a brief summary:

Blocked
Firesofheaven
words with friends
star wars comamander (that's a disney company)
A local auction house
Line
Showtimes at my local movie theater



Allowed
gunbroker
Single Action Shooting Society forums
Facebook
Boom Beach
Every porn site I tried

The only one they gave me a reason for was the movie showtimes. Because it didn't serve a business purpose.

Sent a Magic card in for sale to a buylist two weeks ago. Took it to the post office, figured it was one card so I just sent it first class non-machinable, supposed to still get there in 3-days, and the lady at the post office handled the postage for me. 2 weeks go buy and sure enough, this damn thing hasn't shown up to the store buying it and my sell order gets cancelled. Check the mail today and surprise, there it is...apparently deficient of almost $3 worth of postage. I know, I know, I should have just sent the damn thing priority mail, but I was short on cash before payday and wanted to get it out the door quickly before the price on it dropped too much and now I'm getting less credit for it anyway, since I need to make a new order.

Pinkeye twice within a month. Can I just have my eyeballs taken out and soaked in bleach?

I'm pretty sure I was reinfected from some sunglasses. Bought some clorox wipes last night to clean everything I touch.

What's worse is that yesterday I was working in the yard in 100+ degrees and sweat was pouring into my eyes. My eyelids feel like they are sunburned, but they might just be raw from me constantly wiping the sweat out of them.

TrollfaceDeux said:

It was going to rain in the evening and today was the only day to cut the grass. Otherwise I'd have to wait til next week.

Problem is that the area that I am talking about is in the back of the house where the ground level slopes down from the front of the house. The moisture would seep down into the back of the house.

And the thing is we haven't had rain for over 4 days and it was still wet. I couldn't believe it

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I bought a Greenworks battery powered mower. Stupid thing had twin blades offset, kind of like % sounded like a drone, but would leave a line between the 2 blades. You have one job lawnmower! Then the wiring melted, but it had a recall for a fire hazard.

I never learn my lesson, so bought an Ego battery powered lawnmower. But this one had one giant blade, so it actually works. And has headlights so I can mow at 10pm when it's finally cool enough to mow. Neighbor jimmies rustled!

My new apartment complex is the first place I've lived so far that I haven't had utilities included (other than electric shit). Fucking hell, half my water bill is goddamn fees. Back before spring hit, my delivery charge for natural gas was 150% of the cost of the gas itself I used. I guess this is a strangely delayed rustle, but just going over bills tonight it really pissed me off for some reason.

In a completely unrelated rustle, my brother and I both work for the same company (I came on board about 7 years after him) and unfortunately our parents are lazy as shit and I just have the feminine version of my brother's name, even down to our middle name. As a result, even after a year of working here, I still constantly get emails, DMs and just general confusion from people thinking I'm him. Even worse, during on-boarding and setup, since the company was small they used first initial + last name for account names, they tried to use my brother's account for me which just ended up causing a bunch of shenanigans with trying to get me access to all the shit I needed to do my job and having to reset and remake my account after a month when they figured that out.

Recently, I've now been receiving emails including telling me "thanks for interviewing, your offer letter's on the way," DM's asking me how my on-boarding is going, and invitations to Slack groups for teams in the company that I've never heard of. Turns out, they just interviewed and hired some chick with the same first name who also happens to have an eastern European last name that starts with the same damn letter as mine (thankfully for them, they did not actually send me her offer letter). I love my company and all, but goddamn, for a cybersecurity firm no one seems to double check who the fuck they're sending shit to.

Fucking everything rustling me lately.

Stopped down at a Sheetz in State College PA on the way to visit folks in MD. The place was obviously busy and there were lines at literally every fucking pump because every mother fucker there decided to park at the pump instead of the lot while going in to get food. And the asshole parked at the pump I was waiting at came back out and apparently hadn’t even fucking gotten his gas yet, just went straight in to order food. Fuck you.

In other news, after clearing shit up with MDoT over my old car and them thinking we didn’t turn in the plates, we’ve now gotten a third case opened on us telling us to register the plates again for the car I sold two years ago. What the goddamn fuck is wrong with that office?