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Spike strips do seem like a pretty good option. And some video surveillance. Cops are all over that shit now, they don't have to prove anything. They can just hand out tickets.
Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Fucker
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Aamry
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You already fixed your mailbox, but the correct answer would have been cinder block mailbox, with a nice stucco facade.
Edit: Oh, or a small ramp, so any car that goes off the road will flip over.
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New fridge delivered last Monday. It's been freezing stuff in the fridge since day 1. Had to call service for a brand new appliance.
Pretty girl thread with no face, how can you tell if she's even pretty? Also, ugly girls in the PGT. I realize beauty is subjective, but some ugly faces show up regularly. Fuck that...
I'm 50, fat and an alcoholic. I try to base my masturbation schedule around my girlfriends schedule and not touch my dick for a day or two before we fool around so that I can give her 100%. Problem is here lately her period has been all over the place and she thinks she's in early menopause and proceeded to get her period 10 days after her last one the day of a big planned trip with just myself and her forcing me to go 6 days without ejaculation! I return from the trip and proceed to beat off 5 times over the next 2 days then on day 3 my gf gets crazy horney and rides my dick for 2 days straight without making me cum and now she has a complex that she's not good enough now my jimmies are all rustled because I can't do the shit I could do 25 years ago!
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Izo
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You gotta tell her about the jerking off. Don't let it get to head like that. Expect her to start asking a lot more often about your dolphin flogging activities.
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So I go to my local Braum's Ice Cream store today to get a peanut butter malt,
"I would like a peanut butter malt"
"Im sorry sir but we cant make one"
"Oh, are you out of peanut butter?"
"No sir, there are people with nut allergies so we cant put peanut butter in the blender"
Are you fucking kidding me? Just because some weak gene fucktard has an allergy I cant get my favorite malt?
shit just designate one fucking blender as the NON PEANUT blender and give me my fucking malt.
Yeah I know...minor gripe but just irked me.
"I would like a peanut butter malt"
"Im sorry sir but we cant make one"
"Oh, are you out of peanut butter?"
"No sir, there are people with nut allergies so we cant put peanut butter in the blender"
Are you fucking kidding me? Just because some weak gene fucktard has an allergy I cant get my favorite malt?
shit just designate one fucking blender as the NON PEANUT blender and give me my fucking malt.
Yeah I know...minor gripe but just irked me.
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Took my family a couple hours away to a lake cabin and it has 100% poured rain all day. Fuck.
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Wat?!?! Now I'm rustled too. They make mine at Cold Stones with peanut butter cups no problem. But they're out of malt so often I have a better chance of getting ice cream in a McDonald's drive thru, where the machine is straight up broken 90% of the time (aka minimum wage junkies don't wanna hafta clean it!)
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Damn I wish I had a Stone Cold around me...I live in a podunk hick town of around 5k...were lucky (or Unlucky) we have a Mcdonalds. Now I must say in Braums Defense they have the best ice cream I have ever had so even if I cant get a PB malt Im still walking out of there with a sugar overload.
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Hulu for me lags at the very beginning and doesn't like rewind/fast forward.
Disney Plus has almost been unwatchable. It crashes at start up. Mid way through several times. Usually give up and watch something else.
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Duckduckgo. For some reason this past week everytime I try to search something, it clears out the box and goes to the main page. If I didn't remember to copy paste the search first I have to type the shit back in again. What the fuck is up DDG, I want to like you, please stop sucking!