Whats rustling your jimmies?

Fucker · Nov 8, 2020

Morsakin said:
Finding yourself in the brief window each year where heating your place is making it too hot, yet cooling it makes it too cold. Like apartment porridge.

You and Mist must have the same make and model thermostat.

RobXIII · Nov 8, 2020

Campbell1oo4 said:
I never really thought about it, to be honest. Never really thought about the future when I was a teenager. Was way too much into hanging out with my friends and chasing girls.

Thought about joining the army, but was told college would get me a better job. So I went to college and picked something I had liked when I was in highschool. Maybe Hoss was right, that someone told me and I didn't believe them. Wish I had listened I guess.

I was the same way, didn't think about the future at all until the day I graduated high school lol. Military isn't a bad gig in this economy, one of the few jobs that has a decent pension and included health care. I'm not really counting the broken pensions in New England states (they're going bankrupt giving out 160k a year sometimes for one cop / fire fighter for life, that rustles me as a taxpayer lol)

a_skeleton_05 · Nov 8, 2020

Fucker said:
I never would have thought it would take so long to load a drive up with malware.

You're downloading the wrong shit if you think Fitgirl repacks are malware

Mist · Nov 8, 2020

My new neighbors have a boat and horses. All I have is a new Subaru.

It's making me feeling a little insecure. Is this what having a small penis is like?

a_skeleton_05 · Nov 8, 2020

Mist said:
My new neighbors have a boat and horses. All I have is a new Subaru.
Feeling a little insecure. Is this what having a small penis is like?

Ask all the men that come into proximity to you as I'm sure their dick and balls retreat up into their body as if they jumped into a frozen lake.

Mist · Nov 8, 2020

Dom said:
Ask all the men that come into proximity to you as I'm sure their dick and balls retreat up into their body as if they jumped into a frozen lake.

That's the effect that I'm going for.

Fucker · Nov 8, 2020

Mist said:
My new neighbors have a boat and horses. All I have is a new Subaru.

It's making me feeling a little insecure. Is this what having a small penis is like?

People enjoying the fruits of their labor is eqivalent to having a small penis? I wonder what you'd think if you found out they know how to work a thermostat.

Fucker · Nov 8, 2020

Dom said:
You're downloading the wrong shit if you think Fitgirl repacks are malware

I get my games from Steam. The things normal people with money do, you know.

Mist · Nov 8, 2020

Fucker said:
People enjoying the fruits of their labor is eqivalent to having a small penis? I wonder what you'd think if you found out they know how to work a thermostat.

I'm not accusing them of having a small penis. I said "I'm feeling a little insecure" and then asked all of the many small-dicked men of this forum if this is what it feels like to have a small dick.

Try to read better, small-dicked man, who also can't read.

Fucker · Nov 8, 2020

Mist said:
I'm not accusing them of having a small penis. I said "I'm feeling a little insecure" and then asked all of the many small-dicked men of this forum if this is what it feels like to have a small dick.

Try to read better, small-dicked man, who also can't read.

Try to write better, sweaty ugly dyke.

a_skeleton_05 · Nov 8, 2020

Fucker said:
Try to write better, sweaty ugly dyke.

It was perfectly clear. You just can't read.

Izo · Nov 8, 2020

Mist said:
I'm not accusing them of having a small penis. I said "I'm feeling a little insecure" and then asked all of the many small-dicked men of this forum if this is what it feels like to have a small dick.

Try to read better, small-dicked man, who also can't read.

Why do you care what size dick men have?

Mist · Nov 8, 2020

It's amazing how you guys can't understand the point of a joke.

Sevens · Nov 9, 2020

Why would someone feel insecure about the size of their dick?
I have the body I have, some things I can change (My weight, muscle mass etc) some I cant (color of my eyes, my height etc) if some one doesnt like something about my body they can fuck right off.

ZyyzYzzy · Nov 9, 2020

Wow some of you are very autistic. Mist was trying to make a funny saying she feels like she has a small dick because she's not flaunting her money with stupid purchases.

Whats rustling my jimmies? Being in the same side of something as mist because autistic retards

lurkingdirk · Nov 9, 2020

ZyyzYzzy said:
Wow some of you are very autistic. Mist was trying to make a funny saying she feels like she has a small dick because she's not flaunting her money with stupid purchases.

Whats rustling my jimmies? Being in the same side of something as mist because autistic retards

And because you have a small dick.

Aamry · Nov 9, 2020

There's a tiktok trend of measuring between your outstretched thumb and pinky, and it's supposed to be your dick length.... but my dick isn't that big.

Void · Nov 9, 2020

Mist said:
My new neighbors have a boat and horses. All I have is a new Subaru.

It's making me feeling a little insecure. Is this what having a small penis is like?

Yes.

Burren · Nov 9, 2020

My OPs Manager: "I sent an email, please verify it came through".
Me: Email did not display the information you wanted to send".
My Ops Manager: "OK, I sent another email with the information".
Me: "Is ________ the information you wanted to send? I just want to verify".
My Ops Manager: "I'm not doing this today. No reason for me to re-verify what I sent you".
Me: WTF.....

Hoss · Nov 9, 2020

Sevens said:
Why would someone feel insecure about the size of their dick?
I have the body I have, some things I can change (My weight, muscle mass etc) some I cant (color of my eyes, my height etc) if some one doesnt like something about my body they can fuck right off.

Not true. if your dick is small it's because you didn't beat it off enough (or correctly) as a child. back and forth makes it longer, rolling it side to side makes it thicker. I thought everyone knew that.

Aamry said:
There's a tiktok trend of measuring between your outstretched thumb and pinky, and it's supposed to be your dick length.... but my dick isn't that big.

That's idiotic. You gotta measure from your anus to just beyond the tip. That's the true measurement.

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