TrollfaceDeux
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Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Big Phoenix
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Dunno bro, I think its akin to saying "god bless you" after you sneeze. Why exactly do we do it? The logic behind it makes no sense. Your penis is far from the dirtiest thing you touch every day, yet you never wash your hands or think about it when you touch or handle something 100x dirtier. Do you wash your hands after shaking someone elses hand? After opening the door to a store? After handling money? Tying your shoes? All that shit is far more filthier than a penis yet no one thinks about or even cares about washing their hands afterwards.
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People who lather that purell sanitary lotion shit onto their hands a million times a day rustle my jimmies. Use fucking common sense and wash your hands after you go to the bathroom and before you eat/handle food. All this over-cleanliness and obsession with germs is why your weak little pussy kids are dying when someone two blocks over opens a jar of Mr. Peanut. You're ruining the human species and Howie Mandel is a fucking idiot, but oddly likeable.
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Can't tell if you're saying that would be a bad thing.
Do we do it on the internet too, or only when you can see us?
This just reminded me that I flush with the same hand I wipe with (usually, unless its a left hand flush toilet) and I never wash my hands before flushing.
About 30 seconds after it goes off.
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I wash my hands everytime I'm about to take a piss, never after. I ain't gonna touch my sacred parts with dirty hands.
Jait
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What rustles my jimmies today?
The EXTRAORDINARY power that celebrities have these days. And their opinionated douchebag friends (people like me) who tell them to take to Twitter or speak out about something they are completely ignorant on, and subjects tthat even PhD's and Philosophers argue over.
But they're actors, so we need to listen to them, not the guys and gals who you know....go to fucking school for 50 years for this shit.
The EXTRAORDINARY power that celebrities have these days. And their opinionated douchebag friends (people like me) who tell them to take to Twitter or speak out about something they are completely ignorant on, and subjects tthat even PhD's and Philosophers argue over.
But they're actors, so we need to listen to them, not the guys and gals who you know....go to fucking school for 50 years for this shit.
The amateur, piece of shit encrusted taint flab that recoded the Gamestop website. Some retarded, noodle cocked, mouth breather took out the ability to narrow search results to just Games and took out sorting by Release Date.
Jimmies confirmed rustled.
Jimmies confirmed rustled.
TrollfaceDeux
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Try using source safe on a new project in 2013...and will be the same again 2014....
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Whatever the fuck these are supposed to be. Are they supposed to be funny? Am I supposed to even be able to read them?
I get why people misspell shit in memes (although secretly I believe that the person that started it was really just retarded and couldn't spell, but claimed it was for the lulz), but this is an extra step of idiocy. And even the ones I can interpret make no sense to me anyway. WTF is this shit??
I get why people misspell shit in memes (although secretly I believe that the person that started it was really just retarded and couldn't spell, but claimed it was for the lulz), but this is an extra step of idiocy. And even the ones I can interpret make no sense to me anyway. WTF is this shit??
Big Phoenix
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