Whats rustling your jimmies?

Aldarion

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I stayed in a fancy-ass hotel like this. Someone else was paying. Something like $500 a night.

No fucking door between the shitter and the bed. Oh I mean it had like a half length frosted glass thing, but I said a Door.

It was bad enough when they stopped putting exhaust fans in hotel bathrooms. What in the actual fuck, that is a fixture as mandatory as the toilet and the sink. Now they're getting rid of the door too. Scuse me baby, I'm just gonna take a shit right here next to you. Sexy!
 
Hoss

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$500 a night isn't even a top tier hotel. That's a hotel trying to pretend to be top tier.
 
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Hatorade

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Apparently some people think spending 500 a night at a hotel isn’t luxury and you don’t deserve a proper door to the bathroom unless you spending 1200 or so a night…
 
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Goatface

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During COVID, one of my friends got deep into rv/camper shopping. One day he sent me link to camper trailer that sleeps 4 and cost over $100k. Was looking at the pics and asked "no bathroom?" He said it has a toilet it's under the table. The "dining table" flipped up and there was the toilet. With the table up, guess person in bed couldn't see you but literally shitting where you eat.
Seemed like the nastiest option ever.
 
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Kajiimagi

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Goatface said:
During COVID, one of my friends got deep into rv/camper shopping. One day he sent me link to camper trailer that sleeps 4 and cost over $100k. Was looking at the pics and asked "no bathroom?" He said it has a toilet it's under the table. The "dining table" flipped up and there was the toilet. With the table up, guess person in bed couldn't see you but literally shitting where you eat.
Seemed like the nastiest option ever.
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You go out and shit leaning on a tree in 'a knight of the seven kingdoms' style!
 
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Hoss

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Kajiimagi said:
go for it bro, I don't kink shame. ;)
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Just think about it. Your pants won't get shit or dirt on them. You're elevated so you don't have to worry about most predators. You can easily adjust your knee height for optimum rectal flowthrough. The harness will spread your cheeks for a cleaner shit. It's fucking genius.

Also, I'm scared of heights so it would scare the shit out of me if I ever tried it.

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