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Aldarion

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I stayed in a fancy-ass hotel like this. Someone else was paying. Something like $500 a night.

No fucking door between the shitter and the bed. Oh I mean it had like a half length frosted glass thing, but I said a Door.

It was bad enough when they stopped putting exhaust fans in hotel bathrooms. What in the actual fuck, that is a fixture as mandatory as the toilet and the sink. Now they're getting rid of the door too. Scuse me baby, I'm just gonna take a shit right here next to you. Sexy!
 
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Hoss

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$500 a night isn't even a top tier hotel. That's a hotel trying to pretend to be top tier.
 
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Hatorade

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Apparently some people think spending 500 a night at a hotel isn’t luxury and you don’t deserve a proper door to the bathroom unless you spending 1200 or so a night…
 
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Goatface

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During COVID, one of my friends got deep into rv/camper shopping. One day he sent me link to camper trailer that sleeps 4 and cost over $100k. Was looking at the pics and asked "no bathroom?" He said it has a toilet it's under the table. The "dining table" flipped up and there was the toilet. With the table up, guess person in bed couldn't see you but literally shitting where you eat.
Seemed like the nastiest option ever.
 
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Kajiimagi

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Goatface said:
During COVID, one of my friends got deep into rv/camper shopping. One day he sent me link to camper trailer that sleeps 4 and cost over $100k. Was looking at the pics and asked "no bathroom?" He said it has a toilet it's under the table. The "dining table" flipped up and there was the toilet. With the table up, guess person in bed couldn't see you but literally shitting where you eat.
Seemed like the nastiest option ever.
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You go out and shit leaning on a tree in 'a knight of the seven kingdoms' style!
 
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Hoss

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Kajiimagi said:
go for it bro, I don't kink shame. ;)
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Just think about it. Your pants won't get shit or dirt on them. You're elevated so you don't have to worry about most predators. You can easily adjust your knee height for optimum rectal flowthrough. The harness will spread your cheeks for a cleaner shit. It's fucking genius.

Also, I'm scared of heights so it would scare the shit out of me if I ever tried it.

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Burren

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It’s somehow socially acceptable for someone to leave their house and be in public wearing pajamas and slippers.
 
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Siliconemelons

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Sludig said:
At least you don't work where 1/4 of the guests are also wearing shower caps
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I used to be like "Eww that's so nasty and lazy" then I realized, 1) that's when they have their "real hair" out - and 2) keep it on...please...please

So it still is nasty and lazy, but it is better than when they do not have their caps on covering it.
 
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Kajiimagi

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made an oil change appointment at 2:15PM today because they require one.

At 2:45PM I asked what time my 2:15PM appointment was

They got done around 4.

Good thing is I finally managed to make my wife realize it's ok NOT to go to the dealership.
 
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Guurn

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Kajiimagi said:
made an oil change appointment at 2:15PM today because they require one.

At 2:45PM I asked what time my 2:15PM appointment was

They got done around 4.

Good thing is I finally managed to make my wife realize it's ok NOT to go to the dealership.
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The last few years is been taking mine to get changed. I noticed it'd drip oil a bit, not a huge deal, i just put cardboard under that spot till it stopped. Eventually I got pissed about it so I picked up some ramps etc etc. Got under there and realized they had been adding washers to the oil plug each time. Maybe not every time but certainly not the right type. So I removed them and replaced it with the correct washer after changing the oil and voila! No drip. Still pisses me of thinking about it.
 
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Cad

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Hoss said:
Just think about it. Your pants won't get shit or dirt on them. You're elevated so you don't have to worry about most predators. You can easily adjust your knee height for optimum rectal flowthrough. The harness will spread your cheeks for a cleaner shit. It's fucking genius.

Also, I'm scared of heights so it would scare the shit out of me if I ever tried it.

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Depending on how much you like your neighbors you could make a fun game out of this too.
 
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Kajiimagi

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Guurn said:
The last few years is been taking mine to get changed. I noticed it'd drip oil a bit, not a huge deal, i just put cardboard under that spot till it stopped. Eventually I got pissed about it so I picked up some ramps etc etc. Got under there and realized they had been adding washers to the oil plug each time. Maybe not every time but certainly not the right type. So I removed them and replaced it with the correct washer after changing the oil and voila! No drip. Still pisses me of thinking about it.
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At one point in my life I actually thought about going to a trade school and getting a dual diesel and gas mechanics training. Like ASE but I don't recall if it was that school specifically. Met with a recruiter and everything. Then I realized I HATE being greasy. Like I'm skeeved out even looking at an oiled up woman or such. Dirt , no biggie but grease ----barf.

I then made sure to work and make enough money that I never ever had to change my own oil. What my wife doesn't understand is her car is way out of warranty and it doesn't NEED to go to the dealer to get an oil and filter change. I did manage to convince her of that.

Also since I originally posted I noticed this. The dealer gives you a checklist with the service that clearly states all 4 brakes are in good condition which also further has a green marking. On the next page it recommends changing all 4 brakes. WTF would I do that if they are fine?
 
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