Whats rustling your jimmies?

People That Don't Pick Up After Their Dog.
People That Drive In The Middle Of The Street.
Halle Berry
The Parking lot at Costco
People That Block Aisles in Costco Because They Want to Feed They're Dumb Fat Faces With Samples
Vincent Gallo
People Who Jaywalk At Night While Wearing ALL Black (No, I Will Not Feel Bad If I Hit You)
Women In Law School
People That Eat With Their Mouths Open Or Smack There Lips A Lot
People From New Jersey
People That Cut In Line
People That Don't Have A Damn Clue About What They're Saying But Will Insist They're Right Because They Won't Admit To Being Wrong.
I'm going to stop now... Goosfraba.

I'm a pretty simple dude. I ignore politics and everything worthwhile in modern society. What really rustles my jiimmies is when I'm kickin ass in CoD and about to get my highest killstreak award and some mouthbreather turns a corner and kills my ass... inevitably followed by the 12 year old boy at the other end laughing hysterically and calling me a fucking noob.... seriously fuck those kids.

Oh and pretty much everything Dacianprick said above me

Dacianprick_sl said:

People That Don't Pick Up After Their Dog.
People That Drive In The Middle Of The Street.
Halle Berry
The Parking lot at Costco
People That Block Aisles in Costco Because They Want to Feed They're Dumb Fat Faces With Samples
Vincent Gallo
People Who Jaywalk At Night While Wearing ALL Black (No, I Will Not Feel Bad If I Hit You)
Women In Law School
People That Eat With Their Mouths Open Or Smack There Lips A Lot
People From New Jersey
People That Cut In Line
People That Don't Have A Damn Clue About What They're Saying But Will Insist They're Right Because They Won't Admit To Being Wrong.
I'm going to stop now... Goosfraba.

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I am all of these things...

You're a diabetic actress guilty of a hit and run?

Itlan is a female parking lot living outside a Costcos and goes to law school, wishes she was hallie berry and seems to have dogs shit on her alot. Makes sense.

People who say "axe" instead of "ask" really rustle my jimmies.

I guess I could just say black people rustle my jimmies, but that would be racist.

Let's be politically correct here.. black people don't rustle your jimmies, American Inventors rustle your jimmies.

AIPAC

Managers that pull the "But you don't have kids..." line when about to ask me to pull extra hours vs. the engineers that have kids.
Really, really dumb girls
Girls that tan a lot even during the winter - no wonder you like my fucking leather seats at 35.
Girls that smoke.
The fat girl that catfished me on PoF that still texts me every three months with cutesy "I'm too hot to work in this office." memes and then gets mad when I say "You need to lose some of your hibernation blubber then." which I'm not sure is even a thing. She's fat and lazy...you know...its not the fat that bothers me, its the lazy.
People that don't realize how fucking good the Game of Thrones show is. I know its a tall order to ask people to read it, but that's some choice television that all these assholes would love if they watched it.
When I hear stuff crash in the house but can't freaking find it. I have no pets and its just me and I swear to God this fucker was built on an indian burial ground.

Seconded above on the Game of Thrones. Some people are just too fucking dumb to appreciate it or some shit.
Internet-hipster type people that say stuff like "I'm proud to say I've never even seen a <Insert random meme-viral video-whatever here>". Fucking cunts and serious rustler of the jimmies.

Also people that make more money than me and complain to my face that they don't have enough of it. Because they spend it all on stupid fucking shit. Fuck you.

Sajko_sl said:

Seconded above on the Game of Thrones. Some people are just too fucking dumb to appreciate it or some shit.
Internet-hipster type people that say stuff like "I'm proud to say I've never even seen a <Insert random meme-viral video-whatever here>". Fucking cunts and serious rustler of the jimmies.

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I'm proud to say I've never even seen a whole episode of Game of Thrones.

People who say "libary." It's LIBRARY YOU STUPID FUCK.

for all intensive purposes

Here's a cyclist-related jimmy-rustling:

When you're driving on a road that has an extra-wide bike lane, like where three or four cyclists could rise abreast without spilling out, and yet you have the lone cyclists who feel the need to ride on the dividing line, so you still have to swerve out to avoid hitting their stupid asses. Do you really need six feet of clearance from the curb?