Willow

Fuck.

Animosity said:

I turned it off halfway through episode 1. It’s full of so much woke bullshit and nothing to do with Willow. And that’s saying a lot because I’ll watch almost anything.

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Your right. Shit this is the most damning review I've ever seen written. Holy hell Willow what the fuck did you do.

Ep1 wasn't *completely* terrible, other than the entirely outrageous overacting.

Probably works as a dumb kids show, but I don't have any burning desire to watch the rest of it.

Not as a harsh review as earlier.

It's very simple, and Disney-fied so to speak. Everything is clean and tidy.

I don't care so much about casting, but the acting is a bit overdone for sure.

First two episodes felt very Willow. Dunno how else to describe it. Definitely feels like an 80s script not taking itself too seriously. If you can get over some gay characters and a retcon to a children's movie ending you will be fine.

It’s honestly not bad. Willow wasn’t some masterpiece, it was a fun kids fantasy movie from the 80s. The show tries to preserve that. Outside the one princess who likes girls, I didn’t see much for this board to get triggered by.

After 2 episodes, it seems like their intent is to mirror Willow’s journey with

Seananigans said:

I love how the tone of this response is similar to how one would reassure someone who's nervous about their first proctologist appointment. "If soandso, you'll make it through ok."

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Will....ooooow.

Seananigans said:

I love how the tone of this response is similar to how one would reassure someone who's nervous about their first proctologist appointment. "If soandso, you'll make it through ok."

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This doesn't work on me because I had a neighbor who got their colon perforated during a routine exam. It's a story that stays with you.

jayrebb said:

This doesn't work on me because I had a neighbor who got their colon perforated during a routine exam. It's a story that stays with you.

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My proctologist didn't do that. They just scheduled the video camera up the ass procedure and I got a very good nap for an hour or so when that went down. No joke, those drugs are 100% awesome. Tiny sting when they put them in, then 5 seconds later it's an hour later and you get to feel good for a couple hours while you come back down.

Odds are greatly against this.

Starting with lazy writing and direction decisions implies it'll get worse.

Its "okay" I ... guess? Theres a small bit of agenda pusing with lesbian kissing. As soon as I saw this cunt:

I already knew what to expect. She hates white people (shocker), yet always signs up for the roles where shes surrounded by white people. Dumb cunt.

The show could be better, but I dont think its terrible. I dont know how to describe it, but the show gives off the exact same.. production quality, vibe... maybe? I think thats what I would call it - as Xena, Princess Warrior, or the Kevin Sorbo's Hercules, or Merlin. Ive heard the style described as "whimsical" before. So yes, very much a show that probably just isnt going to take itself seriously at all at any one point. Though, I never really expected this series to be amazing anyways.

The show is okay. Nothing great. Makes decent background entertainment while working out. It's not so deep and involved that you have to catch every last bit of dialogue. Definitely in line with the original. Those complaining about "wokeness" need to man up. Oh no, two girls kissed and I see characters with pigment to their skin. Everyone flip the fuck out!!! It's tired. Get a life.