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Noodleface

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I'm gonna stream myself jerking off and you guys are gonna b outside my window crying that I'm affecting your pornos
 
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I'm gonna stream myself jerking off and you guys are gonna b outside my window crying that I'm affecting your pornos

can't wait to stream snipe you and blast rope before you get the chance to

twitch chat spamming RUINED
 
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Fifey

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I'm gonna stream myself jerking off and you guys are gonna b outside my window crying that I'm affecting your pornos
I honestly wouldnt even know streamers existed if it werent for people on this board who constantly link to them.

Im just here for all the butthurt and drama.
 
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Quaid

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Can we not go horde please for fucks sake?

90% of end game content is on Eastern Kingdoms and I can’t for the life of me figure out why anyone would want to add travel time when they don’t have to.
 
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BoozeCube

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I mean there are good reasons to roll either faction but the travel time to a raid zone once a week is the weakest one I have ever heard.
 
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Quaid

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I mean there are good reasons to roll either faction but the travel time to a raid zone once a week is the weakest one I have ever heard.

I’m not even talking 40 man raid content. Strat, Scholo, BRD, UBRS, ZG....

Shit is gonna be a pain in the ass on horde for zero reason at all.
 
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a c i d.f l y

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I’m not even talking 40 man raid content. Strat, Scholo, BRD, UBRS, ZG....

Shit is gonna be a pain in the ass on horde for zero reason at all.
Uh, what the fuck are you talking about. Blackrock mountain is equally accessible as of 1.12. It sucked prior because you had to run across the zone until they added the flight point in Badlands and portal point north of Blasted Lands.

Undercity is closest to Strat and Scholo. ZG isn't convenient for anyone. AQ is also much more accessible for Horde via Thunderbluff. Same with Naxx being near Undercity.

You clearly didn't play Horde during vanilla. I played both. Distance to instances isn't really a reason to play one or the other.

The only reasonable argument to play alliance is for humans to have sword specialization and their bonus to reputation. Otherwise, it really doesn't fuckin matter.

Oh, the Onyxia quest is way more interesting Alliance side, though a lot more involved Horde side.
 
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Quaid

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Uh, what the fuck are you talking about. Blackrock mountain is equally accessible as of 1.12. It sucked prior because you had to run across the zone until they added the flight point in Badlands and portal point north of Blasted Lands.

Undercity is closest to Strat and Scholo. ZG isn't convenient for anyone. AQ is also much more accessible for Horde via Thunderbluff. Same with Naxx being near Undercity.

You clearly didn't play Horde during vanilla. I played both. Distance to instances isn't really a reason to play one or the other.

The only reasonable argument to play alliance is for humans to have sword specialization and their bonus to reputation. Otherwise, it really doesn't fuckin matter.

Oh, the Onyxia quest is way more interesting Alliance side, though a lot more involved Horde side.

Fucking bullshit. Everyone hung in Orgrimmar and you know it. Horde was significantly longer even after after BRM flightpath addition. If people hung in Under city then sure I’d agree. That didn’t happen though. At least not on Cenarius.
 
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a c i d.f l y

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Fucking bullshit. Everyone hung in Orgrimmar and you know it. Horde was significantly longer even after after BRM flightpath addition. If people hung in Naxx then sure I’d agree. That didn’t happen though.
Not after they added auction houses to all major cities. Which was in place for 1.12. I spent most of my time in TB during AQ, UC during Naxx. Same reason Alliance split between IF and SW.
 
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Quaid

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Not after they added auction houses to all major cities. Which was in place for 1.12. I spent most of my time in TB during AQ, UC during Naxx. Same reason Alliance split between IF and SW.

Nobody that was running level 60 dungeons was anywhere but the main hubs even after auction house changes.

TB was a deadzone other than bleeding edge Raiders during AQ. Same goes for UC until Naxx.

This shit is months away, and most people in the forum Guild won't even see that content.
 
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I’m not even talking 40 man raid content. Strat, Scholo, BRD, UBRS, ZG....

Shit is gonna be a pain in the ass on horde for zero reason at all.
If only you could bind easily in a city in the eastern kingdoms that also had auction houses, if only.
 
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Flying ruined WoW because it should take time to get places.

I don’t want to take the time to get to places the dungeons are.
 
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yerm

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Nobody that was running level 60 dungeons was anywhere but the main hubs even after auction house changes.

TB was a deadzone other than bleeding edge Raiders during AQ. Same goes for UC until Naxx.

This shit is months away, and most people in the forum Guild won't even see that content.

You said previously that you were planning to be a low effort casual shitter on some ezmode dps like rogue or hunter who just stares at the ah all day, and nobody flinched. Now you want the entire guild to change factions so that you and other low effort ass clowns who masturbate in org/if doing fuck all instead of going to the dungeon they want to play in and/or productive shit like mining while lfg, can have a shorter run?

Fuck

That

I played a warlock on archimonde at release, before shared ahs, before added flight options, and with an expectation that I would summon lazy ass people... and other people needing to run to the instance wasn't a problem at all. Maybe people who rolled on a server named after some night elf cuck were different and it really was a problem? Or maybe those of us who weren't low energy didn't notice because who the fuck loafs in Org/IF while hoping to raid on the other side of the world?

Your suggestion that everyone go alliance so that people have less to run after worthlessly fucking off is the literal worst suggestion in this thread. Alliance for bos, so that a wife/gf can roll a cute race, for paladins, for shorter queues - valid requests. Yours is beyond retarded.
 
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Fifey

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Horde flight times were fine, get home from work, hop on the FP and take a shower/make food.

Still not sure why everyone wants to play on the most ezmode possible on a game that's already easy
 

Quaid

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You said previously that you were planning to be a low effort casual shitter on some ezmode dps like rogue or hunter who just stares at the ah all day, and nobody flinched. Now you want the entire guild to change factions so that you and other low effort ass clowns who masturbate in org/if doing fuck all instead of going to the dungeon they want to play in and/or productive shit like mining while lfg, can have a shorter run?

Fuck

That

I played a warlock on archimonde at release, before shared ahs, before added flight options, and with an expectation that I would summon lazy ass people... and other people needing to run to the instance wasn't a problem at all. Maybe people who rolled on a server named after some night elf cuck were different and it really was a problem? Or maybe those of us who weren't low energy didn't notice because who the fuck loafs in Org/IF while hoping to raid on the other side of the world?

Your suggestion that everyone go alliance so that people have less to run after worthlessly fucking off is the literal worst suggestion in this thread. Alliance for bos, so that a wife/gf can roll a cute race, for paladins, for shorter queues - valid requests. Yours is beyond retarded.

Please.

Everyone here played in the era you describe. I too didn’t mind unnecessary timesinks 12 years ago when my biggest concern was whether to order Dominos or Papa John’s.

Yeah, all the other alliance benefits are painfully obvious to anyone who played Vanilla. That’s why I don’t feel the need to speak on them. What nobody else talks about though is the +15 minute time tax horde players incur sometimes multiple times per day for a massive chunk of the early timeline.

I’m far more picky with my time these days, and the last thing I wanna be doing with it is staring at a wyvern's asshole because I prefer a fucking racial aesthetic or for laughable kiddie LARP bullshit.
 
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