You know you're getting old when.....

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a c i d.f l y said:
When 9pm seems like a reasonable time to go to bed. Also, I woke up and was active by 8am this Saturday and Sunday. What the fuck.
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I never sleep through 5 am. On very rare occasions, I can fall asleep again, but I typically get up at 5 and start my day. It's not bad. I make coffee, go to the shop, read or watch some news, read, work on whatever woodworking project I've got going on, and have a bunch of things done before the rest of my family is up for breakfast.

But there are days I'd love to be able to sleep until noon.
 
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Even if I'd slept 4 hours a night for two weeks in a row, I'd still be up at 8am on a Saturday, laying in bed, wishing I could sleep another half day, even if I don't actually crawl out of bed until noon...
 
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a c i d.f l y said:
Even if I'd slept 4 hours a night for two weeks in a row, I'd still be up at 8am on a Saturday, laying in bed, wishing I could sleep another half day, even if I don't actually crawl out of bed until noon...
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Was in Vegas a couple weekends ago, went to sleep around 230am both nights, up at 700.
 
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Synj said:
Was in Vegas a couple weekends ago, went to sleep around 230am both nights, up at 700.
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Reminds me of the last time I went with bros, and I was pacing the balcony or the casino floor smoking cigs waiting for them to wake the fuck up.
 
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You're chatting with people IRL and the conversation casually turns to bathroom habits. Not only are you old but you hang out with old people. For real a guy was showing me pictures from a vacation he just took and was like "Yeah if you ever go you want this boat because they have bathroom facilities on board. I had to look hard to find a boat with a bathroom cause at 9 AM every day no matter what ..." And I was like "Yeah for me it's ..."
 
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When you wake up and it is your 42nd Birthday. Fuck where did the last 20 years go?
 
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you take a piss and you think to yourself.... Ahhhhh sometimes there is nothing like a good piss
 
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Getting up and having to piss in the middle of the night. When did my bladder stop being a reservoir for piss and instead turn into a little bitch? Damn.
 
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Getting up and having to piss in the middle of the night. When did my bladder stop being a reservoir for piss and instead turn into a little bitch? Damn.
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At the risk of summoning Lanx Lanx ... Might get the ol T level checked. One of the things that stopped when I started augmenting was middle of the night piss breaks.
 
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Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by.

Turn around.
 
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When you're seriously talking to your wife about having a finger up your butt sometime this year because 45 seems to be the magic mark where you start doing that.
 
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When you're seriously talking to your wife about having a finger up your butt sometime this year because 45 seems to be the magic mark where you start doing that.
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Actually, you'll be asleep for the procedure and they'll use a tiny camera on a wire. But, I gotcha bro.
 
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Fuck that noise. We can send people to Mars. Solve the god damned 4” between my culo and prostate without penetration. It’s the only reason I made lawful decisions for 42 years.

Wtf men doctors I thought we were bros.
 
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Prostate exam involves a finger up your butt. Colorectal exam involves a camera on a long tube that sprays air as it goes up your butt, and you'll be farting all day afterward. You also have to consume a water mixture that makes you shit your guts out all night before the procedure. They're both not a whole lot of fun. Having a desk job, hemorrhoids are pretty regular, even with a fancy pants spring memory foam padded Serta chair. Ass pain and Prep H are just something I live with now.
 
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