You know you're getting old when.....

Zapatta said:

Next Synj is going to be selling people garage door openers that make their cock go up and down.

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But they have all been deceived, for another remote has been made. The Dark Lord Synj forged in secret, a master remote, to control all others. One remote to rule them all.

I can't find the original post otherwise I would give credit where it's due

I just got a desk chair with better lumbar support and seems to help, is the quality or firmness of a mattress a factor as well? I have had memory foam forever but think it is starting to forget lol

Used to get lower back pain regularly (like a sharp sting in the lower back when you reach forward), found this video a few years ago and after fixing my posture it hasn't come back once. Basically your pelvis is tilted forward which means the lower back is chronically overworked trying to keep you upright, strengthening your rear chain helps correct this. It's very common because of how much we sit these days.

This guy is good, I have this one bookmarked too

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I can't find the original post otherwise I would give credit where it's due

I just got a desk chair with better lumbar support and seems to help, is the quality or firmness of a mattress a factor as well? I have had memory foam forever but think it is starting to forget lol

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Do these exercises, they will fix your back. I used to throw-out my back a couple times a year, putting me in agonizing pain for 1-2 weeks. A few years ago I came across this guy's video. Did the exercises and the problem is solved. No more pain, no more throw-outs. When I get a bit of an ache in the lower back area, I'll do these exercises and the ache will disappear. When I actively work out, I tend to include at least one set of these during the week.

Scrolling through my Steam library, going "oh it's been a few years since I played that" and then seeing shit like this

Void said:

Memory foam mattresses definitely "go bad" after several years. I've had two now and I can tell this one is near the end of its run, just trying to figure out how much I can afford to spend on a new one.

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I have a Sealy hybrid. Worth every penny. I am out moments after crawling in.

Mine is a Sealy as well (not hybrid), I can't recall when I got mine but its gotta be over 10 years. I still sleep great on it but think it might be better to get something a little firmer.

loudgas said:

Mine is a Sealy as well (not hybrid), I can't recall when I got mine but its gotta be over 10 years. I still sleep great on it but think it might be better to get something a little firmer.

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Mattress topper = good.

When your mom reminds you that your sisters 60th birthday is next week. Well amost old, had to tell she will be 59 but still.

Re: back pain

I normally don't have back issues, ever. This morning I got up at 3am to a screaming baby. After that I just couldn't sleep. Something was off with my body but couldn't put my finger on it. Took a shit and while washing my hands afterwards I just randomly projectile vomited. In the process of puking I threw my back out to the point where it hurts to even post this.

Cool stuff.

If your baby is an actual baby you can't be that old lol, sounds like you are suffering the affects of some hard living. There will be choices and sacrifices that will have to be made if you enjoy luxuries like sleep and a satisfying shit