Zaara's Tattoo Artist Thread

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I'd play the trans friend card, but I lack friends.
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I was implying that not all females have tits, transphobe.

All human females do and zaara is one of those. Allegedly. All humans have tits. All mammals have them too I think. Even some non mammals have them. For instance chickens and turkeys both have breasts.

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All human females do and zaara is one of those. Allegedly. All humans have tits. All mammals have them too I think. Even some non mammals have them. For instance chickens and turkeys both have breasts.
I'm no biologist, but pretty sure you're confusing mammary glands with pectoral muscles?
 
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I'm no biologist, but pretty sure you're confusing mammary glands with pectoral muscles?

No I'm not confusing anything. A tit. It comes from teet. That's a nipple and the flesh around it. The stuff about the chicken breasts was a joke but dudes and many animals have them.
 

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I think he was more hinting at the feminine penis
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Look, I just wanna see the titties of the alleged female poster. Why are yall making this so complicated? It's purist and most natural of all the desires that drive us.
 

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No I'm not confusing anything. A tit. It comes from teet. That's a nipple and the flesh around it. The stuff about the chicken breasts was a joke but dudes and many animals have them.
Lmao, I work with a guy we call out for having tits every day. He's a not so intelligent black body builder, but gets super, super offended when we call his pecs teets. Luckily I have a way, way more ripped bro-sef black body builder that keeps him in check. I printed out a male breast cancer pamphlet for him about steroids. Meanwhile mega roidrage brosef as he injects his roids is just like "I'll die the way I want if my tits get aids."
 

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I heard something pretty sus today about tattoo artists and I thought I'd ask a real one. Can you tell the difference between vaxxed and unvaxxed canvases when you're tattooing them?
 
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Zaara

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I heard this rumor but I have no basis for comparison. We don’t ask about vax status and never did even when under health department mandates for X amount of cleanings/full masking/recording information for the phantom health department babayaga that never came round to enforce compliance.

There are many factors of health that go into how someone takes ink, but the process and result will generally always be the same with the correct application. Things like being being dehydrated or on certain medications can cause a difference but it’s usually negligible if you’re doing your job correctly.

TLDR I don’t know, and if I’ve seen something to that effect I wouldn’t have known to identify it as something vax related.
 
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I heard this rumor but I have no basis for comparison. We don’t ask about vax status and never did even when under health department mandates for X amount of cleanings/full masking/recording information for the phantom health department babayaga that never came round to enforce compliance.

There are many factors of health that go into how someone takes ink, but the process and result will generally always be the same with the correct application. Things like being being dehydrated or on certain medications can cause a difference but it’s usually negligible if you’re doing your job correctly.

TLDR I don’t know, and if I’ve seen something to that effect I wouldn’t have known to identify it as something vax related.
We still want tat pics. :(
 
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I heard this rumor but I have no basis for comparison. We don’t ask about vax status and never did even when under health department mandates for X amount of cleanings/full masking/recording information for the phantom health department babayaga that never came round to enforce compliance.

There are many factors of health that go into how someone takes ink, but the process and result will generally always be the same with the correct application. Things like being being dehydrated or on certain medications can cause a difference but it’s usually negligible if you’re doing your job correctly.

TLDR I don’t know, and if I’ve seen something to that effect I wouldn’t have known to identify it as something vax related.
Ever had anyone absolutely bitch out because "it hurts"? I know some areas of the body are different than others (nerves and the like) but for me its like the first few seconds of a session are eye opening but then it quickly trails off to just this ongoing annoyance. Even my tribal link (yes I am THAT old) on the inside of the bicep was just annoyance +1.
 

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Yeah, I’ve had a few tap outs. One was a very ambitious girl who wanted the chakras all the way down her spine. Another one was this poor lady who was completely out of sorts about this tiny mole on the back of her upper leg (her husband got on her case about it.) to camouflage it she picked a giant Brazilian indigenous girl’s head with a headdress, absurdly huge for what she wanted to cover…she tapped out before I could start the head dress, was a sweaty crying mess, never came back to finish it.

Most people are good for it. If someone’s being a wimp about it you try and talk them up, because if someone isn’t staying still and is squirming all over the place you have to nip that shit in the bud or you’re not getting the ink in the way you need to.

My boss tattooed some thot that went viral on TikTok or something. She came in with a posse and as soon as she started getting tattooed (getting filmed, of course) she started yelling very loudly and saying stupid shit. Went on for about ten minutes before another artist barged in and told her to pipe down because she was being fucking ridiculous. Every once and a while you get a girl who turns it into a performance but they’re few and far between.

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Had a Brazilian artist bulldoze over my nipple on a chest piece. Wasn’t part of the stencil. That was fun.
 
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I've been playing with an idea for a tattoo.
I'm thinking maybe on my lower leg... imagine a couple of lines that go around the leg and then in the space between them I would want to incrementally add stuff, like maybe starting with one symbol and then keep adding to it over time, once the symbols go all around the leg we get a new line and more space for more symbols.
I'm not sure if I'm explaining my thoughts correctly, but...

Is this realistic? or dumb?
The idea here is that I would like to add symbols after achieving certain goals, so like a growing tatoo where each symbol has its own personal meaning to me.